A/N
I'm leaving a warning. There is a small dash of lemon in this chapter. You have been warned!

Abacuss's POV

Abacuss picked up Swiftblade's severed head. He stroked its cheek. He brought the head up to his lips and ran his tongue along the head's teeth.

CHOMP!!!!!!!!!!!

"YEEEOW!" Abacuss shrieked.

"That's what you get for attempting to have gay sex with me," The head's eyes flared open.

A pale pink rose to Abacuss's cheeks.

"Let me regenerate in peace!" King Swiftblade spat as Abacuss dropped the head like a very very hot potato.

"Owww!" As his head rolled across the dirt ground, his dull eyes finally settled on a faery boy and girl..

"I hate you, Salté!" The girl screamed and hit Salté with an oak branch. The boy slapped the stick away.

Soon they were slapping each others arms and hand like crazy. A kitty fight. Swiftblade rolled his eyes.

"No! I hate you more," Salté screeched with sass.

A dark skinned dwarf approached the pair.

"Go away! I hate you, too!" The faery girl picked up a book and threw at the dwarf.

Soon all three were having a kitty fight.

"Stop fighting! I'm trying to regenerate here!" King Swiftblade's decapitated head yelled.

The trio stopped fighting to stare at the bodiless head of their king. They turned and ran off leaving the head in peace.

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