D: I'm gonna touch your Moon Rising book...

Me: If you touch it, you'll never live to see tomorrow.

D: I'm gonna do it...

Me: You've been warned.

D: *touches it*

Me: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!! YOU LITTLE ___________! YOURE ___________ IS GONNA GET A TRANSPLANT!!! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR ARM OF AND SLAP YOU WITH IT!!! *runs-no charges at him*

D: *runs*