Today at school-

Girl: Like, Harry Potyer sucks.

What I do/say: Harry Potter is freaking life

What I want to do/say: *gets in her face* I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN MOTHER FRUCKER.

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In math class-

Guy: Man, you guys are stupid.

Me: *turns around* You know what? Why don't you just SHUT UP!!

Whole class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BRO!!! SHE JUST OWNED YOU!!!

Teacher: -_-

Friend: That was like your dark side.

Me: :/

Friend 2: Inner dragon.

Friend: I like your dark side.

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Another friend (let's call him SD): I love the library!

Me: Totally! It's the best place in the school! It's like a freaking sanctuary!

SD: It's freaking heaven!

Librarian: Yay!