[HOT BITCHES]

Rebekka: Bekka Boo
Briar: Princess Aurora
Bella: Bella Bear
Jonathan: The Gay Oprah
Malina: Violet Baudelaire
Dalila: Diana the Banana
Heather: Heather NOT Chandler
Eleanor: Chandler Bing
Cassandra: The Awkward Bean
Millie: Eggo Lady
Sadie: Mad Max
Amybeth: Traitor!

Princess Aurora
Bish, you better explain
yourself

Bekka Boo
Bri, it's 2am, can't
this wait?

Traitor!
I don't think that function
is programmed into her brain

Bekka Boo
Look, all that happened
was that we left to get
some fresh air

Chandler Bing
For five hours?

Traitor!
So..?

Bekka Boo
'So...?' What?

Traitor!
What do you think of Lucas?

Bekka Boo
Uh, he's nice, a good FRIEND 

The Gay Oprah
Do you like him more than us?

Bekka Boo
No, he's just a good friend to
hang out with

Mad Max

Bella Bear
True! ^^^

Bekka Boo
Hey, that's not fair

Violet Baudelaire
Come on guys, leave her alone

Eggo Lady
Yeah, she's in looooove

Heather NOT Chandler
Ooh lala

Bekka Boo
...I hate you all