Thank you tumblr!!!!

If you haven't seen SpiderMan Homecoming then, oh well...

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.What I Want in the SpiderMan 2 ending.

Peter and Michelle are at lunchtime. Yet everyone saw what Peter is doing.

Peter: I can fit my whole world in the palm of my hands.

Michelle: That's impos-.

Peter: [cups Michelle's face]

Michelle: [blushing] Peter, I have a reputation.

Peter:
but how is your face so BBBBIIIG!

Michelle:
At least NASA isn't going to send a rocket up there with a little American flag.

Peter:
*looks shocked*

Michelle:
yeah I got more. *pulls out a list of roasts out of her pockets*

Peter:
*looks offended and takes hands off her face*

Michelle:
*clears throat*
If your head gets any bigger, you're going to paint continents on it and turn it in for a geography assignment.

Students doing air horns sounds and ooohs in the background

Michelle:
You're a
walking
Talking
breathing

*deep breath*

......bobble-head.

Students going crazy

Michelle:
I have heard of "ten gallon hats" but I didn't realize that they actually made them for ten gallon heads.

Everyone goes silent.

Michelle:
Yeah that was bad.

Peter:
*grabs her face and kisses her*

Liz walks in.

Liz: WHAT THE F-

-Movie ends-