"What just happened?" Momo asked stunned in place her eyes locked on Bakugo's receding figure.

He's being stupid so I left him to sort out his shit.

"It's nothing," I dismissed smiling at her confused expression. "What did you want to ask me?"

I act like this is normal but it really isn't I really should go check on him.

"Todoroki and I have your Dad." Momo muttered frantically looking back at where the heroes were gathered.

She's nervous.

"Hey don't worry he really likes cats you can probably bribe him with sleeping bags if you need to." I shrugged patting her shoulder.

He would probably let you win for one sleeping bag tbh.

"Does he have any other weaknesses?" She asked pulling a notebook from out of nowhere.

Mom I guess???

"He really likes Mom and he hates the barber." That's all I can think of.

Hopefully that's good enough.

"Anything with his quirk?" Momo pushed quickly jotting down notes.

oH HIS QUIRK.

"It's useless on me so really you should just take me with you I don't want to be in a group with Midoriya and Bakugo I really don't want to die take me away." I groaned throwing myself on the ground.

"I'll ask your Dad." She smiled tucking away the notebook and walking away.

WHAT A QUEEN.

I guess I should find Bakugo and win him over with my hippo charm.

Get ready to be seduced by a gorgeous hippo woman.

"FUCK YOU MIDORIYA." A loud primal scream filled the air.

There's my ugly orangutan man.

Y/N your joking isn't helping.

Yes it is you idiot.

Bakugo stared at the side of the large building his eyes steely with rage.

He's probably thinking something like 'fuck u midoriya u ruin everything u stole my juice box when we were little i never want to fight with u u nasty pants and on top of that u stole my girlfriend from me fuck you.'

"Fuck you Midoriya you ruin everything." He barked out spitting on the ground.

That's exactly what I said.

"Hey Bakugo what's up." I grimaced at him.

I don't want to touch this hot plate of waffles.

"Fuck off."

I remember why I decided to let him go off again.

"That's no way to talk to me when I'm trying to help you." I snapped back staring at his face.

Maybe I'll just leave again.

"WILL TODOROKI AND YAOYOROZU GET READY FOR THE FIRST MATCH." Grandma Chiyo shouted over the intercom.

Good luck guys.

"Go watch them fight and leave me alone." Bakugo rolled his eyes tossing his hair back.

Stop being rude.

"I came here to help you." I muttered continuing to stare him down.

Unless you don't want it.

"I don't want it." He scoffed.

Fine then.

Bakugo is so stupid. One second he's happy and amazing and nice and the next he wants to divorce me.

I would never do that.

"Ok then see you at the match I'll go talk to Midoriya instead." I turned on my heel walking into the building.

I don't need you either.

I found Midoriya in a viewing room with Grandma Chiyo and a handful of other students.

What's up ya'll?

"Oh hey Y/N." Uraraka murmured barely looking up from the screen.

I THINK YOU MEAN 'OH HEY Y/N ILY SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!'

"Ok what are you guys watching." I cheered looking up at the screen.

Hopefully something good I swear.

"We're watching Momo and Todoroki." Midoriya muttered his eyes locked on the screen.

Oh yes I gave Momo some information before this.

"Has Momo whipped out any cats or sleeping bags yet." I smiled smugly watching the battle unfold.

"Why would she do that?" Kirishima laughed eyes still trained on the TV.

BECAUSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA?????

"Y/N you know that won't work on your Dad now." Grandma Chiyo laughed mocking my genius idea.

I wouldn't be so sure about that but whatever.

"Hey Midoriya do you have any idea what to do?" I questioned averting my gaze from the battle.

He looks very calculating but inside he's probably going crazy.

"Well we just have to get out of there right?"

I mean yeah but I thought we could try to beat All Might up or something.

"We obviously can't defeat All Might." He laughed at the very thought of the idea.

Yeah Y/N you're so stupid you can't possibly beat All Might you nerd.

"I'm not sure Bakugo is gonna be happy about that," I mumbled looking down at the floor, "but I don't really care what he says right now so let's avoid confrontation!"

The biggest problem now is that I don't have a quirk that can make me go zOOM.

"I was thinking that you could stall All Might with your quirk." Midoriya beamed clearly proud with this plan.

UHHHHHH I DON'T WANT TO BE BeAT UP.

Hell yeah big strong powerful ladies for the win BUT I WANT TO BE ALIVE.

Please.

"Uh yeah that sounds amazing!"

NO IT DOESN'T.

"Both of you shut up she's about to beat your Dad." Grandma Chiyo scolded whacking me with her cane.

NOW MOMO IS THE SORT OF PERSON WHO MIGHT BE ABLE TO HANDLE ALL MIGHT.

"You got me." Dad groaned before closing his eyes dramatically and slumping down letting his obnoxious scarf thing retract.

Drama queen.

Two seconds later the worst happened. The loud scream of Uncle Yamada announced my doom as it had many times before.

"AIZAWA Y/N, BAKUGO KATSUKI, MIDORIYA IZUKU REPORT TO SECTION A-5 FOR YOUR PRACTICAL EXAMINATION."

Deep breaths Y/N it's gonna be totally ok I love you so much and I know you can slay it.

"Hey dumbass back me up." Bakugo demanded his eyes trained on the gate to the complex.

Idk what your plan is but Midoriya seemed to think we were running so.

"Yeah you two go in there and run I can lower All Might's power and then hide if need be." I smiled at both of them.

Oh lord I'm gonna die.

"You fucking kidding me I'm gonna go in there and smash his face in!" Bakugo yelled at the two of us as the gate slowly pushed open.

NO YOU CAN'T ALSO DIE.

"Actually Y/N and I agreed to have her distract." Midoriya said bluntly.

No don't say that.

"You're settling with that quirkless loser over me?" Bakugo scowled turning away from the two of us.

I done fucked up.

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KOOL KOOL

- AI