"So now that you're one of the most powerful people in the world, what do you want to do?" Asked Momo, my right-hand woman, as she glanced around at the building we had just raided.

Momo you're going to hate me.

"So there's this boy-"

Five Months Later.

"What are you thinking about boss?" Momo asked as she stopped the van in an empty parking lot.

We've been friends since I dropped out of college just call me Y/N THE BESTEST IN THE WORLD.

"It's nothing, someone I know lives in this neighborhood," I sighed opening the car door.

Bakugo Katsuki.

It's been a while.

Stop being angsty it looks aND sounds lame.

"Oh?" Momo asked, carefully tucking a handgun in her inner pocket.

HUGS NOT GUNS.

"You shouldn't be using weapons," I sighed watching as she smoothed out her jacket.

It's violent.

"Y/N stop acting like a child. You run a global crime syndicate, not a daycare," Momo scolded dragging me forward by my wrist.

Yes and we're getting donuts not killing anyone :/

"I don't understand why you need a gun, it's not like there's going to be an assassin conveniently placed by this donut shop. I mean how many people get killed waiting in line for donuts-"

"Duck," Momo sighed pushing me behind a building her eyes scanning the surroundings.

Ok.

"Seriously Momo! There's no one there! Absolutely no one is going to kill me while I'm getting donuts just stop worrying!' I sighed pushing her arm away.

Stop worrying about me I AM GROWN.

"Y/N!" A bullet shot past me lodging in a nearby telephone pole.

WHAT.

"MOMO I'M SO SORRY I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE AGAIN I'LL ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOU!" I shouted rushing back behind the building.

Pls don't say I told u so.

"HA! I TOLD YOU SO!" She burst into a fit of laughter, pulling her gun out firing at the top of a building.

Oh no, don't kill him :(

"We need to stop being violent what if someone sees us :(" I pouted cowering behind Momo.

I don't want to go to jail :(((((((

"You're being ridiculous you're usually a lot more cautious what's happening?" Momo scolded dragging me to go get donuts.

I wonder how Bakugo is doing :(

"I told you earlier someone from my high school still lives in this area!" I pushed open the door to the donut shop.

YUM YUM YUM.

"Wait, high school???" Momo asked hurrying to catch up with me. "You went to high school?"

YES OFC I DID WE MET IN COLLEGE DIDN'T WE.

"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS VERY POPULAR! I EVEN HAD A-" I cut myself off pretending to be very interested in the glazed donuts.

They do look really good.

"No, finish that sentence, what did you have?" Momo pressed making me face her.

YOU REALLY DON'T NEED TO KNOW.

"IT'S NOTHING! I HAD A CAT! THAT'S WHAT I HAD," I scowled walking up to the register.

A cute little cat with spiky hair.

"Boss-" Momo said cooly her voice devoid of emotion.

It's so creepy when you do that Momo :/

"Just call me Y/N you don't need to-" I turned around my forehead meeting the cool metal of the end of a gun.

WHAT.

"Tell me what you were really going to say," her eyes were all glazed over emotionless.

U CAN'T JUST KILL ME.

"MOMO WE ARE IN A PUBLIC SPACE NO WEAPONS!" I shot an apologetic glance toward the owner of the shop.

This is super disrespectful I thought I taught you to be a good person :/

"Tell me what you were going to say," she pressed forcing me backward with the gun.

THIS IS SO RUDE OF YOU OMG.

"Momo I can and will whack you to death if you keep on doing this," I grumbled turning around to pay for the donuts.

Violence is lame.

"Boss-"

"Please stop calling me that!" I yelled kicking the weapon out of her hands.

IT'S SO RUDE.

"That won't-" Momo reached for a knife.

OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE MORE.

"You're being disrespectful to everyone in this shop as my best friend and second in command, I expected better of you," I kicked her hard in the gut.

Much better.

"I'm sorry I acted out of turn," Momo apologized. She stood up to retrieve her weapons, hunching over in order to avoid stretching her bruising torso.

There's no need to get violent in a donut shop! If you asked me kindly I would tell you all about it!

"The person I know in this area was my boyfriend if you were wondering," I threw over my shoulder as I left the store.

I wonder how you're doing Bakugo Katsuki.

"Hurry up Momo! We still have to check on the group that was supposed to rob the bank!" I shouted while rushing to the car.

They owe us money, these donuts aren't paying for themselves.

"Ok we're here," Momo opened the car door helping me out of the van.

She's always stupid nice after she does something wrong.

I feel bad.

You should.

"Hey look Momo I'm sorry for kicking you. it was uncalled for. I shouldn't have, especially because of what happened before," I sighed patting her shoulder.

You can't change her past.

I can make the present more enjoyable.

Ok.

"Bos- Y/N, it's fine I was out of line." She opened the door to the gang's hideout.

:/

"You should take tomorrow off! I bet it's going to bruise I don't want my bodyguard to be watching me while injured," I stepped inside the warehouse. The bright fluorescent lights temporarily blinding me.

*Permanently

"Thank you," she paused glancing around at the group, "now focus and get this job done."

Okok.

"Don't act like you aren't surprised that we're here- you may be a small group of good-for-nothing thieves, but you owe me money," I made eye contact with all of the men who were gathered.

You're all so small that I could've just sent someone from the upper echelon to come.

Yes, but you wanted to know about Mr. Bakugo Katsuki.

LEAVE.

"We're sorry, boss but we-"

"You don't have the money?" Momo laughed, her hand disappearing into her jacket.

THEY BETTER BE SCARED I WAS THREATENED TODAY BY THAT WOMAN AND IT WAS NOT FUN.

"We don't but we- we weren't able to finish the robbery because he was there!" The leader muttered backing away from us.

WHO'S HE?????

"You expect me to know who some nameless man is????" I chuckled and leaning towards Momo, "just knock them around a little."

YOU COULD BE MORE SPECIFIC.

"W-WAIT PLEASE DON'T! IT WAS THAT KID FROM THE NO HARM LIST!" The leader managed to sputter out before fainting his limp body hitting the floor.

Bakugo!?

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okok I know the first chapter is mostly just boring exposition but pls read it love u lots

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