"Bakugo! I hired movers!" I cheered rushing out of the house to meet him at his ugly car.

They're rlly cool even tho they hate me

"That fast?" He muttered glancing behind me at Jirou and Hagakure.

YUP!

"They were really eager to help (:"

"As if no one is eager to help you," Bakugo sighed slamming his door shut.

Why are u right I hate that.

"MEANIE!"

I give u a place 2 live n this is how u repay me

Honestly letting him live in ur house is helping u more than its helping him

Ur right Kirishima wont suspect me I will be as safe as a baby

"Hey you two helping this idiot isn't going to do you any good leave while you can," Bakugo shouted at my two lovely ladies.

NO

"Hey Boss I like this one," Jirou muttered walking past me.

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME IM JUST TRYING TO LIVE MY BEST LIFE AS Y/N THE GLORIOUS ANGEL HIPPO WOMAn

H-hippo???

Hippo

"He's rude but it's kinda funny," Hagakure piped up.

NOT UUUUU

"Momo u still love me right???"

"You overwork me no way."

WOE IS ME

"HAHA NO ONE LOVES YOU!" Bakugo doubled over with laughter.

YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME!!

It's ok Y/N I love you

really ?

"I LOVE ME!"

"SURE YOU DO!"

WHY IS TODAY GANG UP ON Y/N DAY??? HWO DECIDeD THAT??

"YOU KNOW WHAT WHATEVER YOU SUCK IM GOING INSIDE!" I groaned spinning on my heel to leave.

BEY BYE BYE

"UH NO YOU ARENT YOU'RE HELPING MOVE MY STUFF!"

"UHHH NOOO???? WE HAVE WORKERS FOR THAT!"

"I SENT THEM INSIDE YOU DONT NEED TO HIRE PEOPLE FOR THIS KIND OF THING!"

YES WE DO I AM WEAKK

"THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIVING IN MY GUEST HOUSE THEY MIGHT AS WELL HELP OUT NOW :///" I frowned.

I don't stan useless ppl

Thats u

Shut UP

"Wtf they're living with us?" Bakugo got quiet.

????

"Why do u have a crush on one of them??" I asked creeping closer 2 him.

Creeeeepppingggg

"Fuck no I barely know them."

"Oh so for you to date someone you'd have to get to know them really well??"

ITS ME

"Yeah someone I'm familiar with like a childhood friend," he sighed.

Bakugo I'm blushing

"I D-"

"Too bad I don't have any friends from when I was younger."

Because you were a bully.

"WHYA RE YOU SO MEAN!"

"Actually no you're right I have known Kirishima since I was much younger."

Kirishima ):::::

"Bakugo you make me sad ):::::"

"Good to know," he paused dragging a suitcase out of his trunk. "You can start unloading now."

I'm so upset ):

"BAKUGO I'M WEAK!"

THATS A LIE U TOOK DOWN MOMO IN THE FIRST CHAPTER VERY EASILY

YEAH WELL IVE WILLED ALL MY MUSCLES 2 TURN INTO PUDDING

AS IF THAT WOULD WORK

):

UR RIPPED UGLY

23723921083912730972309721903702379012739021 yrs later I had finished dragging all of Bakugo's nonsense into the spare room by mine.

UGH THIS IS SO EXCITING

"Ok I'm going to bed," Bakugo groaned dropping the last of his boxes in the room.

How did all of this stuff fit in his ugly car.

U shld get a car with ur face all over it

Omg it would be gorgeous

"Bakugo it's like... 5:30..."

"Yeah time to go to bed :/"

"You're so wrong."

"You like it though."

"Yeah you're right."

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Ok."

"Fine you go to bed I'll just go downstairs and sulk ):" I muttered making my way out of the room.

Hehe imma strategize

"Ok you go do that," Bakugo replied flopping back on the bed.

I thought u were gonna stop me ):

"Don't you have anything to say to me?" I asked stopping in the doorway.

Like idk maybe...

Maybe u shld stop me n be like 'hey Y/N do u wanna lay in bed n talk abt things 2 gether like deep things that only rlly rlly good friends or idk couples wld talk abt (:"

Yeah something like that

"No? You should go downstairs and get something to eat or you know just leave me alone in general." Bekugo grumbled rolling over to pull up the blankets.

*Bakugo

"Ok byeeeee"

Omg fr*zen

Did u hear ELSA IS WEARING PANTS

PANTS???

"Hey guys we should probably talk," I sighed finally reaching the downstairs.

"Should I call your heads of staff?" Momo asked glancing towards the kitchen.

Sure

"See if you can find Mina and Tsuyu while you're at it," I said collapsing onto the couch.

Haven't seen Tsuyu in a little bit

"Ok boss sounds good," Momo smiled walking into the other room to grab Kendo and Mina.

I have to sort my thoughts.

"So who exactly is 'Bakugo'?" Hagakure asked sitting down in a chair across from mine.

A sleepy rat

Sleepy funny cute rat

Sleepy funny cute loud rat

"A friend from high school," I mumbled.

U literally told them who u 2 used 2 be IDIOT

OK WHATERVER

IDIDIDOIOIT

"Sure boss he's a 'friend'" Momo teased walking back into the room.

SHHH

"Well he is now :/" I sighed.

"And???? There's more going on right??" Jirou pressed leaning forward in her seat.

I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THAT KJSDKLAHD

"If he stops being a coward :/" I grumbled glancing back up the stairs.

Is he listening?

"Shut the fuck up dumbass I'm not a coward," Bakugo screamed storming down the stairs.

JSDHJDKAHKHJSH

"Speak of the devil," Jirou muttered.

HEY I KNOW IM NOT RLLY THE MOST SERIOUS PERSON BUT... ARENT WE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING A MEETING???

NOT ANYMORE

OK SOUFNS GOOD I HATE MEETINGS

"You're such a coward u naked mole rat," I scowled standing up from my seat.

DIE

"As if! During senior year Deku walked up to you and y-"

"SHUT UP THEY DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT!" I screeched glancing over at the group. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE SLEEPING GO TO BED UGLIE!"

"NOT ANYMORE YOUR STUPID LOOKING FACE KEEPS ME UP!"

"WHAT THE FUCK BAKUGO WAS THAT A COMPLIMENT???"

"YEAH IT WAS FUCK YOU!"

"DAMN THAT WAS KIND OF NICE OK YOU CAN SIT AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES WHILE WE TALK!"

"SOUNDS GOOD!"

"Wait Boss isn't this supposed to be confidential?" Mina asked glancing around at the group.

"YES BUT ITS FINE BAKUGO IS BEING NICE SO HES STAYING WE'LL JUST HAVE TO BE REALLY CRYPTIC ITS OK!"

"YEAH DO WHAT YOUR STINKY BOSS SAYS!" Bakugo growled.

YEAH

"YEAH DO WHAT TYRANT KING BAKUGO SAYS 2!!!"

"WOW FUCK YOU DEMON LORD Y/N!"

"EXCUSE ME IM TYRANT QUEEN Y/N!!"

"WOW WE'RE TWINNING."

"YEAH WE REALLY ARE"

"Sorry to interrupt this moment bUT IM HERE LOSERS!" Tsuyu screamed bursting through the door.

OMG SQUAD.

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HALLOWEEN CHAPTERS ARE IN PROGRESSSS

- BOOBOO THE AI