"IF YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME LET ME TEXT MY MOM FIRST!" Midoriya shrieked racing down the halls.

"HA LOSER!" Bakugo growled.

omg furry rights

also bakugo u...

YOU TEXT YOUR MOM GOODNIGHT ! 

i cannot believe we're supposed to be grownups

we are barely passing as teenagers . ppl look @ us and think that we're infants

"IM NOT A LOSER!" Midoriya groaned ducking behind a door.

"Of course you would say that." I frowned moving in closer.

"OKOK I PROMISE I WONT CALL 911 FOR 'uNneCEssARY REAsoNs' EVER AGAIN! JUST STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT!" Midoriya shrieked completely backed into a corner.

I feel like he's said that before :/

"You said that when we were in school and yet here we are," Bakugo took another step forward.

I hope you know that both of you are bullies

AM NOT :///

you are though........................

"Hang on Bakugo," I paused letting out a long sigh. "If we kill him now he won't be able to shout out my instagram :/"

"You have instagram?" Bakugo's head snapped in my direction.

"Of course (: you're not getting it though :////"

"Oh, but the rest of the world can?"

"Naturally."

"Fuck you Y/N."

"Chill out you're the only one with my number xo"

"No, I have yo-" I slapped my hand over Midoriya's mouth before he could continue.

"Just be quiet or we really will break up :/"

"You're lying :/ I know Momo has your number"

HES ONTO US

"AM NOT!!"

HOW DOES HE KNOW

"ARE TO!"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT! YOU RLLY THINK THAT I WOULD TEXT ANYONE BUT YOU??? THAT'S BASICALLY CHEATING I DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO THAT LIFESTYLE!"

"SO YOU DROOLING OVER HER & PROFESSING YOUR LOVE EVERY .2 SECONDS ISN'T CHEATING? I SEE HOW IT IS!" Bakugo completely forgot about Midoriya turning his attention completely to me.

"THAT'S NOT CHEATING THAT'S JUST ME BEING A GOOD FRIEND :/ IF I DIDN'T DO THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP WOULD BE VERY UNHEALTHY!"

"WHATEVER! HOW COME YOU CAN DO THAT BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPLIMENT ME LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!"

"WE'RE BACK AT THIS????? BAKUGO KATSUKI I THOUGHT BETTER OF YOU )::: WHAT'S THIS ABT BEING A 'NORMAL PERSON' YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT OUT OF THE TWO OF US YOU'RE THE WEIRD ONE!"

"AS IF! I HAVE A NORMAL ASS JOB AND A NORMAL ASS LIFE :/"

"PLEASE! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A JOB & EVEN IF YOU DID !! SINCE WHEN DID FITTING INTO SOCIETY MEAN YOU WERE NORMAL ??? :| FOR AS LONG AS IVE KNOWN YOU YOU'VE BEEN THE WEIRD ONE!"

"YOU'RE WEIRD FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO UNDERSTAND HOW AMAZING I AM!" Bakugo stomped out of the door.

"YOU DO NOT GET TO HAVE A DRAMATIC EXIT! I WON'T ALLOW IT!" I bounded after him.

WHY DOES HE HAVE TO LOOK SO ANGSTY

"LET ME HAVE MY DRAMATIC EXIT Y/N!"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

"YOU CAN'T STOP ME!"

"FINE YOU KNWO WHAT??? WHATEVER! HAVE YOUR ANGSTY LITTLE BOY MOMENT! I DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE :/"

"THANK YOU!" Bakugo turned the corner not even bothering to glance back at me.

ARE YOU SATISFIED????? IS UR LITTLE RAT BOY STINKY MAN BRAIN SATISFIED???

"I don't even get why you're so mad in the first place. Are you really that offended?" I sighed leaning against the wall.

Midoriya is still hiding in that room

"I'm not offended," Bakugo grumbled hidden behind the corner.

"You definitely are. Don't lie."

"Maybe a little," he muttered under his breath.

"Sure only a little :/"

What a liar

"Do you think Midoriya is jealous of how big and strong I am?"

KSADHKLHD BABIE

"Is the babie worried abt appearing weak ):"

"Maybe."

DEFINITELY

"You're sososoosososososo big n strong! I'm sure he's quaking rn! Your power !!!"

"Do you really believe it?" Bakugo stuck his head out around the corner.

"Of course!" I beamed in response.

u are big strong macho man about 50% of the time

"Ok then we're going home," he stood up abruptly.

maybe only 15%

"I can't believe I spent half an hour dragging you out of the house only for you to want to leave immediately :/"

"Fine, you can stay."

"NO WAIT! It's only fun if you're here." I pouted.

YES Y/N WIN HIM OVER BY ACTING PITIFUL

"That won't work on me, give it up." Bakugo sighed turning on his heel.

RUDE

"At least say goodbye to Midoriya :/ he was excited to have us over."

And then we bullied him because we're evil

"No I'm leaving :/"

"You look really lame rn ://// hhhhh i wonder what midoriya thinks of u )::: probably that ur a little baby who can't even say bye bc he's too much of a chicken :/ damn thats very not macho man of u (: kirishima would break up with u."

REAL MEN SAY GOODBYE TO THEIR HOSTS

"Fuck you," Bakugo groaned marching back to Midoriya.

HA HA

"BE NICE ABOUT IT!" I shouted after him.

"Goodbye M*dor*ya I hate you," Bakugo muttered- inaudibly.

This is why you have no friends. This is why you have no friends. This is why you have no friends.

"Ok Y/N I did it now call for a ride :/"

"Wow, needy much?"

"What do you want me to carry you home? Like a princess? Would you like that?" Bakugo taunted.

"REALLY?? YOU WOULD DO THAT FOR ME???"

"No never :/"

"You're so disappointing I'm going to ask Momo if she can do it when we get home (:"

"Well, I never said never," Bakugo muttered defensively.

"You literally did."

"It was a typo."

"You were speaking..."

I AM IN LOVE WITH AN IDIOT <333333333333333333333

"Shut up," Bakugo paused turning away from me. "Just call your wife let's go."

"Awww is the baby upset ))):"

"Shut up."

"Okok <3 ilu."

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LATE BC SPECTRUM WIFI DECIDED 2 JUST GO OUT COUNTRY WIDE SKDHALKSHD

- AI LUV U