"AAA IM SORRY ILL TAKE HIM OFF THE LIST IF YOU WANT!" I shrieked running away from Bakugo.

I COULD BODYSLAM YOU INTO NEXT WEEK BUT ILLUUUUU

"HE SHOULD DIE!" Bakugo howled.

Omg furry king

"WHOA SLOW DOWN! IM OK WITH NOT PROTECTING HIM BUT???? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE THE CAUSE OF SOMEONE'S DEATH?"

"You said it was Monoma? As in Neito Monoma from the year below us?" Bakugo asked, getting serious.

Thank god you've come to your senses.

"Yes, so don't kil-"

"End him," Bakugo spat out.

AAA

"You know you're kinda sex-c when you get mad like this but no thanks ):" I pushed him away.

Whether or not you think Monoma is a good guy he did-

"WHY IS HE ON THE LIST? I UNDERSTAND THE RANDOM WOMAN YOU SAW ON THE STREET BUT M*N*M*????????????"

"HE WAS NICE TO ME AFTER WE BROKE UP! I PUT HIM ON THE LIST BECAUSE I FELT LIKE I OWED HIM!" I shrieked.

Also, I wanted to have five people on the list because it felt special (::::::::

Do not question me

!!!

"WHY DID YOU TALK TO HIM AFTER WE BROKE UP?"

OH I DONT KNOW?? BECAUSE I WAS SAD AND NEEDED A FRIEND???

"BECAUSE I WANTED TO???? HE WAS NICE AND YOU WEREN'T THERE! STOP BEING MAD ABOUT IT! IT'S YOUR FAULT ANYWAY!"

"HOW IS IT MY FAULT?"

"YOU BROKE UP WITH ME IDIOT FACE :/ /:"

GOD, SOMETIMES HE MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM

YOU ARE SCREAMING

**SCREAM LOUDER

"WHATEVER THAT'S NOT MY FAULT DUMBASS!"

"UHMMMMMMMMM IT TOTALLY IS! I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BAKUGO KATSUKI BUT I WAS COMPLETELY INNOCENT! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DECIDED TO GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO GET UPSET OVER A FISH!"

"WHAT THE FUCK Y/N! THAT FISH MEANT SOMETHING TO ME!"

"I'm sorry I took it too far," I apologized.

"Whatever, Dark Lord of Destruction was too cool for you anyway." He sulked.

I forgot he sucks at naming things.

"I'll take Monoma off the list <3 please forget I ever brought up the fish."

"Fine just this once," Bakugo gave in.

HUG IT OUT?????

"Hu-"

"-I'm not hugging you :/"

I AM DEPRESSED

"I tried," I grumbled sitting down next to him.

For a sick person, he sure is loud.

"This is stupid but," Bakugo paused looking into my eyes.

Go on?

"-do you have code names in your gang?"

CODENAMES !!

"Nope ):"

"LAME!"

WHY ARE YOU MORE OF A CHILD THAN USUAL?????

SICKNESS IS RLLY DOING SOMETHING TO YOU

NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING

"We don't have code names just fake ones :/"

MY FAKE NAME IS SEXY AND ATTRACTIVE !!

JUST LIKE ME NORMALLY

XOXOXOOXOXO

"Same thing :/"

"Why?? Do you want one???"

If you do I'm coming up with it you're bad at naming things :/

"I already have one idiot," Bakugo rolled his eyes.

WHAT

"I NEVER APPROVED THAT!"

"SO WHAT?? I APPROVED IT!"

WHAT WHAT WHAT

"YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THINGS LIKE THAT! THIS IS MY EVIL ORGANIZATION!"

THE AUDACITY HE HAS TO HAVE TO GO AROUND GIVING HIMSELF A CODE NAME ))):::<<<

IM IN CHARGE

PREACH

"WELL FUCK YOU I'VE BEEN KING EXPLOSION MURDER SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN!"

"I NEVER GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO DO THAT! BESIDES IT'S EMBARRASSING FOR ME SOMEONE WITH A COOL NAME TO BE SEEN WITH SOMEONE WITH A LAME NAME!"

"WHAT NAME DO YOU HAVE??? STOP BRAGGING ABOUT HAVING A COOL NAME WHEN YOU WON'T EVEN SHARE IT!" Bakugo scowled.

HA HA HA.

"ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO HEAR IT??? YOU MIGHT RUN AWAY!"

"WHY WOULD I BE SCARED OVER A STUPID NAME!"

"BECAUSE IT'S A NAME THAT STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF MEN (and women i am scary to ALL genders xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxo)!"

"IM NOT MEN!"

"WHAT ARE YOU THEN????"

"I DONT FUCKING KNOW JUST TELL ME!"

"IM-" I paused, lowering my voice to a whisper. "It's Queen Explosion Murder."

Just so everyone knows I CAME UP WITH IT FIRST!!

"What the hell Y/N you stole my thing :/"

"DID NOT!"

I CAME UP WITH IT FIRST YOU STOLE IT FROM ME!

"YES, YOU DID!"

"NO!"

"YES"

"NO!"

"NO!"

"YES! NO! SCREW YOU BAKUGO!"

"HAHAHAHHAHA YOU JUST GOT LOONEY TOONED :/"

"Fine whatever, you can plagiarize off of me :/ I'll just have to start sending anonymous tips to Kirishima :/" Bakugo sighed picking at his nail.

YOU DIVA

"FINE FINE FINE! I COPIED YOU WHATEVER :/ DON'T REPORT ME STINKY!"

"Fine, I accept your apology," Bakugo's eyes drifted over me.

Don't look at me like that it makes me blush.

"Stop looking at me like that," I frowned, turning away from him.

IT'S TOO MUCH

"Like what?" He teased pushing me to look at him.

"LIKE THAT! IT'S TOO MUCH!"

"Too much? I'm not doing anything to you," he laughed.

YES YOU ARE AND YOU KNOW IT!

"You are," I grumbled.

He is :/ he knows he is :/ he likes to see me squirm

"No?"

He doesn't curse and scream for one second and suddenly I'm HIS PET OR SOMETHING DISGUSTING.

"Yes??? Is this really a question :/ stop playing with me <3"

YEAH BECAUSE THAT'S MY JOB! IT'S MY JOB TO PLAY WITH YOUR FEELINGS!

"I'm not going to apologize :/ I know you like it."

Maybe a little bit.

"Rude."

"Yeah? I'll make it up to you," he hummed wrapping his arms around me.

You're going to get me sick.

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I PROMISE AOYAMA WILL BE HERE SOON

- AI <3