"Am I your best option?" I asked watching as Katsuki stood hunched over a bed of flowers.

SERIOUS QUESTION !!!! :/

"What the fuck are you talking about?" He scoffed.

SERIOUS QUESTION !!!!!

"I mean like- am I your best option for a significant other or like! Is there someone else," I idly picked at the grass.

Kirishima??? Like am I second to Kirishima ????

"You're my only option dumbass."

THAT'S A BAD ANSWER

THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU WERE FORCED TO CHOOSE

AAAAA

"DO YOU FEEL LIKE I FORCED YOU INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP ??? IS THAT HOW YOU SEE ME????"

THIS IS AWFUL! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BROUGHT IT UP AND JUST LIVED IN IGNORANCE :////

"I DON'T FEEL FORCED INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???"

YOU SAID I WAS YOUR ONLY OPTION??? HOW ELSE SHOULD I INTERPRET IT :||||||

" ' YOU'RE MY ONLY OPTION ' AS IN YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I WOULD CONSIDER :/" Katsuki scoffed.

WELL THAT'S CUTE

"THAT'S CUTE WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT EARLIER ????" I shrieked.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CUTER IF I UNDERSTOOD THE CONTEXT IMMEDIATELY!

YOU CRABHOLE

)):<

"I UNDERESTIMATED HOW MUCH OF A DUMBASS YOU WERE Y/N!" He frowned.

):<<<<<

IM NOT A DUMBASS

YEAH YOU'RE A DUMBASS

"MEAN!"

"RUDE!"

"UGLY!"

"STINKY!"

"EXCUSE ME Y/N I SMELL LIKE ROSES!" Katsuki looked so genuinely offended at the comment.

WOW YOU POOR BOY

"I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOUR SMELL I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR VIBES! YOUR VIBES ARE RANCID!"

IMAGINE HAVING VIBES LIKE THOSE- I COULD NEVER.

FR FR

!!!!

"MY VIBES AREN'T RANCID THEY'RE DELICIOUS :/" he hissed, hurt flashing through his eyes.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT??

"WHAT??? DID YOU EAT YOUR VIBES??? WHY WOULD YOU KNOW THAT YOUR VIBES TASTE GOOD??"

HOW DID YOU EAT YOUR VIBES???

WHY WOULD YOU EAT YOUR VIBES???

THEY'RE RANCID.

"I DON'T NEED TO EAT MY VIBES TO KNOW THEY'RE IMPECCABLE."

I DON'T NEED TO EAT YOUR VIBES TO KNOW THEY'RE RANCID.

"YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT! YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE YOUR VIBES! YOUR VIBES ARE RANCID THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS!"

The vibes pick you not the other way around.

"I PICKED MY VIBES! IM JUST THAT POWERFUL."

you sound like a CHILD!

"YOU'RE A CHILD!" I shrieked, now ready to chuck dirt at him is he continued to deny his rancid vibes.

That's how it is !!!!

"IF IM A CHILD YOU'RE AN INFANT!"

I SEE HOW YOU PLAY

"WHAT THE FUCK KATSUKI WHY ARE YOU DATING AN INFANT THAT'S CREEPY!"

AHAHAHAHAH Y/N WINS ONCE AGAIN.

"I hate you," Katsuki sighed after a long pause.

omg that's code for something isn't it-

"I think you mean 'I love you so much Y/N you're such an angel, a god amongst men, our lord and savior, xoxoxoxxoxo I'll do everything you ask.'" I beamed jumping on top of him.

omg imagine if he actually said that <3333

"I hate you so much Y/N you're a devil, satan, a curse, a blight, I refuse to ever listen to you xoxoxoxxo."

whatever I'm still cooler than you!

"You know you've been starting to act a lot like me-" I taunted.

I MEAN IM NOT WRONG

"Fuck no."

"YOU HAVE!"

I'm a genius I would definitely know !!!

"We need to take time apart then," Katsuki frowned, stepping away from me.

NOOOO

"Why?????"

"I would be too disgusted to keep living if I became you."

That's a lie if you were me your ego would be huge and you would love yourself <3

":\\\\\\\\\\\ ://////////// rude of you mr.man."

"It's the truth, you should get used to it."

FALSE ITS NOT THE TRUTH IM GREAT

"Goodbye forever!!! I'm really leaving you this time!!! I'm going to get married to Momo!!! We're going to retire on a private island and live in seclusion!!! I'll just disappear forever!!! You won't ever have to see me again!!!"

you're bringing this onto yourself mr.

"Have fun living with your wife," he flipped me off, taunting me.

HAVE FUN LIVING ALONE.

"I hope you rot in hell," I scowled, stomping away.

It's where you belong.

"Yeah ok," Katsuki hummed coming up from behind me- his arms draped over my shoulders.

<3

"Your mom can visit my island sometimes- and if you want I guess you can come visit with her." I relaxed into them.

This is a metaphor for animal crossing.

I'm not sure you know what a metaphor is- or what we're talking about but that's ok.

I DO

"Or I could just live on your island with you."

I mean-

"You could but I thought that we needed space )::::<<<<<<"

All your fault stinky man.

"Don't worry I'm going to live on the opposite side of your shitty island and I'll only see you on weekdays."

WEEKDAYS??? THATS OVER HALF OF THE WEEK

"Five days of you? Two days of Momo?"

That seems a little sexist!

"Do you have a problem with that?" He rolled his eyes dramatically.

No I don't have a problem with you wanting my company but I do have a problem with you obviously loving me n being a softie but not admitting it.

It would feed my ego <3

I would be nice to him forever.

"Maybe," I frowned- shaking him off of me.

"Momo can have an extra day with you- but I still get four."

AW

SHARING IS CARING

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

"Ok I can settle for that <3"

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IM ON TIME THIS WEEK <3