BEFORE YOU READ!! THIS IS SET IN THE FUTURE SO HE IS AWARE OF THE GANG NONSENSE OK THX

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"I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you"

"Suck it up Y/N it's just a haunted house," Bakugo groaned walking further into the ugly, yucky, dusty, crusty building.

"YOU KNOW I HATE THESE THINGS!"

"Well screw me for figuring that big bad gang leader Y/N would've gotten over her little baby fear of people dressed up in costumes from walmart!"

"THATS THE SCARY PART!"

"What???"

"WALMART!"

"Oh my god..."

"BESIDES THIS HOUSE IS YUCKY- IT'S BIG AND SCARY AND DUSTY AND YUCKY AND DARK AND COLD AND HHHH SPIDERS."

"ITS YOUR HOUSE IDIOT!"

"THAT MAKES IT WORSE!"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT! YOU ALREADY KNOW YOUR WAY AROUND."

"NO??? I DONT??? YOU EXPECT *ME* OF ALL PEOPLE TO KNOW THEIR WAY AROUND THIS HOUSE???? NOPPPEEEE I DONT LEAVE MY ROOM."

"FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT."

"AND ON TOP OF THAT! YOU REALLY THINK THE GIRLS WOULD PASS UP ON AN OPPORTUNITY TO USE REAL WEAPONS IN THSI STUPID PLAECE??????"

"THEY WOULDNT-"

"MOMO PULLED A GUN ON ME IN A DONUT SHOP ONCE I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST THEM!"

"WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOUDL SHE DO T HAT THATS RUDE TO THE FOOD!"

"THATS WHAT I SAID! I WAS SO PISSED I KICKED HER IN THE RIBS."

"AS YOU SHOULD!"

"Are you two going to move forward?? You're holding up the line-" some random person in an All Might costume muttered.

Tacky

"Bakugo do you see his costume ??? dressing up as All Might ??? in my house ??? that costume was so last year :///"

"You know for once I agree with you- let's move," Bakugo whispered shoving me into the house the doors slamming shut behind us.

"That being said WHERE ARE OUR COSTUMES??? IT THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE BARNEY AND HIS TWIN NAMED BARN!"

"FUCK I FORGOT THEM AT HOME!"

"WAIT BAKUGO!!"

"WHAT??"

"WE ARE AT HOME!"

"DAMN YOU'RE A GENIUS LETS GO GET THEM."

*blushign* m-me ?? a genius???

"OK WHICH WAY TO YOUR ROOM??"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

"I DONT KNOW EITHER!"

"HOW BIG IS THIS FUCKING HOUSE!"

"AS BIG AS IT NEEDS TO BE FOR PLOT REASONS!"

"FUCK THE PLOT!"

"HONESTLY!"

"Ok let's calm down for a second," Bakugo murmured glancing around.

They really went ham with the cobwebs- where did we get the budget.

"OR NOT ITS SCARY WHEN WE'RE QUIET!"

"I thought I heard something- shh," he slapped a hand on my face.

NOT GOING TO LIE- THIS IS SEXY

"Quiet with your intrusive thoughts as well."

I am not intrusive but ok

"You are," we said in unison.

ok fine...

"Ok wait do you hear that," Bakugo muttered turning on his phone flashlight.

"please no flashlight it's creepier I don't need to see all the dumb shadows."

"Seriously."

"YES, OF COURSE, I HEAR IT! I HATE THE MUSIC 2 DONT BE DRAMATIC!"

"OH MY GOD, YOU IDIOT SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS IS NOT WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! IM TALKING ABOUT THE RUSTLING FROM OVER THERE!"

"THERE'S RUSTLING???"

"YES ARE YOU DEAF???"

"MAYBE????"

The faint sound of someone flossing hit my ears.

"OH MY GOD I HEAR IT! IT"S GETTING CLOSER OH GOD OH FU-" I shrieked gripping onto Bakugo.

"I b E flosIngn I be flOSISN" The sound was getting closer- fast.

"WE'RE GOING TO GET FLOSSED ON BAKUGO WHAT DO WE DO!"

Bakugo stood still horror plastered onto his face as he stared back the way we had come.

Oh god

"🎄☢ ᵉ𝐕Ẹ𝓡𝐘ώ𝒆Ⓡ𝕖 Ў𝐨Ｕ ｇ𝕆 у๏ｕ ℂά𝐧 ѕ𝒆𝓔 𝓉𝔥€ ғᒪσร𝓈Ⓘ几𝐆 Ⓓค𝐍ς𝐄 ♝💋" Jirou chanted marching forward dragging Todoroki's mutilated body behind her.

HE GOT FLOSSED ON

"BAKUGO RUN!" I screamed grabbing his hand and dragging him further into the house.

"You saved us-" he panted completely out of breath by the time we stopped.

"Sure for now. OK WHERE'S THE COSTUMES I WANNA GET OUT OF HERE!"

"Where even are we?"

"Oh that's easy! We're in the lab!!"

"YOU HAVE A FUCKING LAB??"

"Yeah! It's Kendo's thing- she like mixes up chemicals n stuff- well used to. Now she just makes vitamins and nutrient supplements (:"

"Ok chill what the fuck is that on the table???" Bakugo pointed to a large cauldron.

NO IDEA

"𝓌𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒷𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝓉𝑜 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓈𝓂𝓇 𝓋𝒾𝒹𝑒𝑜-" Kendo whispered popping up out of nowhere.

WHAT

"She has fallen," Bakugo shook his head turning to leave.

"🍧♞ 𝓣ㄖ∂ＡⓎ ⓦє 𝐰ᎥŁ𝓁 βᵉ 𝓜𝔸𝔨𝕚η𝐆 𝔰𝓵Ꭵⓜⓔ ♠🐸" her voice distorted causing the table to shake.

"KENDO THAT HURTS!"

"ℌ𝔒𝔚 𝔇𝔒𝔈𝔖 𝔗ℌℑ𝔖 𝔐𝔄𝔎𝔈 𝔜𝔒𝔘 𝔉𝔈𝔈𝔏???" She screamed the mic blowing out filling my head with static.

"I DON"T KNOW HOW IT MAKES ME FEEL???"

"IT MAKES ME FEEL BAD!"

"Ok cool that's all I have you can move on now," she sighed flipping on the lights to the lab.

"Ok byebye Kendo love uuu!"

"That was just weird," Bakugo muttered walking into the dining room.

"Wasn't it???"

"I think out costumes are just upstairs," he pointed at the large staircase completely covered in cobwebs and oozing slime.

"I DO NOT WANT TO GO UP THERE!"

"Neither do I- let's just turn around."

"Sorry! But that's not an option!" Uraraka piped up from behind us.

"SWEETIE IM MAKING IT OPTIOn!"

"Nope!" Hagakure laughed from somewhere in the room.

"BAKUGO DO YOU SEE HER??"

"UH NO BUT I SEE THAT CREEPY FROG LOOKING GIRL CLIMBING ON THE CEILING WHAT THE FUCK."

"OH MY GOD WHAT!"

"✩ 🎀 𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓁0 🎀 ✩" Tsuyu said slime falling out of her mouth as she spoke.

"THAT CANNOT BE HEALTHY IM GOING TO SCREAM!"

"•._.••'¯''•.¸¸.•' 🎀 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝓊𝓇𝒶𝓇𝒶𝓀𝒶 🎀 '•.¸¸.•''¯'••._.•" She beamed down at us fluorescent goop dripping from her teeth.

IM GONNA DIE

"Y/N???"

"YES BAKUGO???"

"I THINK WE HAVE TO GO UPSTAIRS THE PINK ONE HAS KNIVES!"

"OH MY GOD SHE DOES!" I shirked watching as Uraraka carefully balanced a knife on her pinky.

"OK LETS GO!" We both ran up the stairs nearly slipping in the puddles of slime on marble.

"Hello Y/N" Momo stood at the end of the large hallway sitting on top of our costumes.

"Oh- uhm hello Momo!" I muttered flustered.

SHE IS WEARING HORNS

god my succubus wife

IM SO

"Y/N don't let her get to you!" Bakugo screamed his voice sounding further and further away as I walked towards Momo.

"Momo you look really good- sitting on top of barn and barney."

"Y/N SHE'S SITTING ON THE COSTUMES WE SPENT ALL YEAR MAKING!" Bakugo shrieked.

He's right

I turned back about to run towards him only to see Tsuyu pulling him back down the stairs.

"Y/N-" Momo hummed wrapping her arms around my shoulders.

Cold- she's cold

I opened my mouth in a silent scream.

"-Boo bitch."

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THIS WAS FUN OKOK

- IAAIIAIA