Remember Calamity Jane?

She's got nothing on me

I know I'll never be free

I'll always be everyone's bane

Disaster follows my steps

My life is one big regret

All my endeavors beget

My apologies just more missteps

But darling don't you know

My man is a constant reminder

Of the good that is my tender

And keeps me from letting go

Calamity does not define me

The chaos I cause is dear

And although my next steps I fear

Change is necessary and you all agree