Jayfeather: SQUIRRELFLIGHT, STOP BEING THE FLYING SQUIRREL YOU'RE NOT! OH, AND LIONBLAZE, SINCE WHEN DID YOU TURN INTO A LION AND GREW A BLAZE AROUND THE CAMP?!

Leafpool: STOP COMPLAINING!

Jayfeather: Okay. *Starts dancing with stick* I AM NOT CRAZY.

Hollyleaf: How come there's no object for the warrior code? *Shrugs and raises paws into the air* COME TO HOLLYLEAF, WARRIOR CODE!

Lionblaze: *Falls asleep*

Hollyleaf: SLEEPING IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE! HOLLIES WITH LEAVES ARE AGAINST THE-- wait a minute. . .

Berrynose: My name is Iamstupid.

Dovewing: Okay, Iamstupid.

Berrynose: DON'T YOU GO STEALING MY NAME, IAMSTUPID!

Dovewing: WOAH, CALM DOWN AND EAT A MOTHWING! O.O

Berrynose: NO, BECAUSE MY NAME IS IAMSTUPID!

Spiderleg: My name is Spiderleg the flying. :D

Ferncloud and Dustpelt: SHUT UP SPIDERLEG.

Ten years later

Ferncloud and Dustpelt: SHUT UP SPIDERLEG SHUT UP SPIDERLEG SHUT UP SPIDERPIG SHUT UP SPIDERPIG SHUT UP SPIDERPIG.

Blackstar: *Older than the Sky Oak* I am so old. . . NO, I AM SO YOUNGER THAN ALL OF YOU! *Dances about and all of a sudden trips over nothing* YAY, I CAN FLY! :D

Spiderleg: I just realised Ferncloud and Dustpelt have been telling me to shut up for ten years. . .

Hollyleaf: I realised I'm against the warrior code. :/ I STILL LOVE YOU, WARRIOR CODE!

Jayfeather: I'm against stick killers, nice to meet you, "I still love the warrior code".

Lionblaze: *Throws stick at Berrynose*

Jayfeather: *Cries* NOOOOOOOOO!

Berrynose: IAMSTUPID AND THAT'S THE END.

Dovewing: EAT YOUR MOTHWING, IAMSTUPID!

Berrynose: FOR THE LAST TIME, IAMSTUPID!

Leafpool: *Walks into medicine den* WHAT THE MOUSE IS GOING ON HERE? O___O

Spiderleg: We've all been saying the same things for ten years.

Leafpool: I am glad I went on a holiday for half of those years. . .

Ferncloud and Dustpelt: SHUT UP LEAFPOOL SHUT UP LEAFPOOL SHUT UP LEAFPOOL SHUT UP LEAFPOOL.

A million years later

Everyone but Bramblestar: *Dead*

Bramblestar: Eight lives and counting. IN YOUR FACES, STARCLAN CATS! *Dances but loses a life due to dancing* Great. :/