Bluestar: We need a new medicine cat. Clan, who do you choose?

ThunderClan: *Look at Tigerclaw*

Tigerclaw: I get to be leader? SWEET! :D

Bluestar: No, you are ThunderClan's medicine cat.

Tigerclaw: Oh no....

Later

Whitestorm: Tigerclaw, I've got a thorn in my pad!

Tigerclaw: *Sighs and slaps Whitestorm across the face with a fish* Better? NEXT!

Greypaw: I have a bellyache. :(

Tigerclaw: *Covers Greypaw in mud* There you go, Mudgreypaw.

Bluestar: Bad job, Tigerclaw. *Draws on his face with different coloured sharpies*

Tigerclaw: I WANNA BE LEADER! I HATE BEING A MEDICINE CAT!!!! D:

Redtail: Tigerclaw is a bad medicine cat than warrior.

Tigerclaw: Hi, Pinktail.

Redtail: Wha--

Tigerclaw: LOOK AT YO TAIL, PINKTAIL!

Redtail: *Looks at tail and notices it is pink* WHAT?! I HAVE A PINK TAIL?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tigerclaw: *Laughs* I went over to you while you were sleeping and painted your tail pink!

Ravenpaw: TIGERCLAW ATE THISTLECLAW! o_o

Thistleclaw: I'm right here. -.-

Tigerclaw: I did eat my mentor because he was annoying. HE MADE ME EVIL!

Thistleclaw: No, Snowfur did.

Bluestar: GO EAT PIE, ALL OF YOU! -_-

Redtail, Tigerclaw, Thistleclaw and Ravenpaw: Aw! *Walk away*