Ashkit: Halftail, how come you have a half tail?

Halftail: Well, you see, Ashkit, when I was young... my name was Sparrowpelt. And, uh... I was climbing up a tree. Now, this is me forgetting about what happened. Sure, One-eye?

One-eye: *Padding along* *Stands on Patchpelt's tail*

Patchpelt: YE-OW! *Goes through ceiling of elder's den*

One-eye: ... What? ._.

Dappletail: o.o

One-eye: Candy? *Bites Smallear's tail*

Smallear: OW! >_<

One-eye: What?

Dappletail: One-eye, you bit Smallear's tail. o.o

One-eye: What?

Dappletail: *Grabs a mega phone* YOU BIT SMALLEAR'S TAIL!

One-eye: Oh... What?

Dappletail: *Sighs*

Halftail: *Coughs* Mouse-brain. *Coughs*

One-eye: Oh, I would like some good o' fresh-kill, Patchkit, thanks for asking!

Patchpelt: I didn't say anything. Also, my name is Patchpelt. ._.

One-eye: What?

Ashkit: o_o

One-eye: Oh, hello, Bluestar! It's nice of you to come to see me, isn't it? Yes, yes, I am so glad you came. o3o

Ashkit: O_O!

Halftail: That's not Bluestar, One-eye, that's Ashkit. o.o

One-eye: I'm leader of WonderClan? Oh, yay! I'm now OneoneoneoneONEstar! :D

Halftail: ._.

One-eye: Hello, Halfstarhalf! :)

Halftail: Halfstarhalf? O_O

One-eye: What?

Halftail: GAH! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU, ONE-EYE! *Throws out of den*

One-eye: When I was young I remembered I stole feathers, eh, Halftail? :3

Ashkit: O.O *Slowly walks away*

One-eye: Hey, Dappletailedmouse, I want a mouse like Furmouse! XDD

Mousefur: ...

One-eye: XDDDDDDDD

Mousefur: ...

One-eye: You're a good wee kit, aren't you, Halfstarhalf? I'm glad you are, kit. *Rests tail-tip on Mousefur's shoulder* I WANT MONEY! GIMMIE MONEY-PREY! I'MMA CRAZY BEE! I WANT SIX MILLION MONEY-PREY.COMS! :D

Mousefur: O_O