<Blackstar>: How is the raid still here? I started it a week ago!

<Brokenstar>: Shut your muzzle. Let's fight already.

*Marshkit repeatedly rings the village bell*

<Marshkit>: I heard this makes the bad guys glow!

Marshkit was slain by Pillager

<Blackstar>: Why is the bar going up again?

<Mossfire>: Ah! Bulls! Pillagers with axes! Witches!

Mossfire was killed by witch using magic

Many hours later...

<Blackstar>: We did it.

<Shadowstar>: Hero Of The Village? What's that?

<Bluebellkit>: I heard it gives you discounts on trades from villagers.

<Amberleaf>: I love discounts!