<Firestar>: How's Thunder Kingdom doing?

<Brightheart>: Firestar, you, me and Sandstorm are the only people on the server right now.

<Sandstorm>: Yeah, we're the only ones here.

<Firestar>: Does anyone have raw cod? I need it to tame a cat. It's absurd, only Riverclan likes fish!

<Brightheart>: Yeah I have some. Here, take it.

Later...

Firestar has made the advancement [Best Friends Forever]

<Firestar>: Yay! I did it! Since it's an orange tabby cat, I will call it Tabby! I saved a name tag for this occasion!

Firestar: *names the cat Tabby*

<Sandstorm>: Don't get too attached to it.

<Brightheart>: Yeah, Minecraft pets can die.

<Firestar>: HUH? Then I will protect Tabby with my life!

Sandstorm and Brightheart: *sighs*