Yellowfang: Everyone gather around!

Squirrelflight: Yes Yellowstar.

Yellowfang: Don't call me Yellowstar! I am Miss Teacher to you now.

Firestar: What's a teacher?

Yellowfang: A teacher is me. Now shut your mouth and listen!

Firestar: *backs up because he's scared*

Yellowfang: Today you are here to learn stuff. I do not know what to teach you, so Lionkit will be your teacher.

Lionkit: Thank you, Miss Teacher. Now class, I will teach you how to do twoleg stuff. Don't ask me how I know about twoleg things, because I definitely don't go to their dens while you all sleep to get extra food.

Mousefur: Uh huh, sure. I'm going to go take a nap. *leaves*

Lionkit: First, stand on your hind legs and walk around. *tried to balance on two legs*

All of ThunderClan (except Mousefur): *copies Lionkit*

Hollykit: *falls down ranbom hole in camp and is trapped forever*

Lionkit: Good, now look to a cat and rename them a twoleg name.

Firestar: *looks at Sandstorm* Hey, Joe.

Dustpelt: *looks in hole at Hollykit* How is it down there, Santa?

Lionkit: Now, while your on two legs, run out of camp and jump into a monsters belly.

All of ThunderClan: Yes, sir! *does what he said*

Hollykit: *Is still trapped*

Yellowfang: *walks up to Lionkit* I now name you Lionstar. You are the new leader of ThunderClan!

Lionstar: Thank you. Now would you please through down some food and wet moss to my sister?