(A/N this is short and more of a filler tbh. But school is kicking my butt right now so I promise I'll make it up in a future chapter!)

Peter
GUYS

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

Steve
What is it??

Peter
If I get the Stark internship I might meet Mr. Stark!!!!

Pepper
Isn't that part of the whole thing?

Peter
:o idk he's a busy guy

I wonder what he's like

Clint
Mean

Tony
He is not!

Peter
Mr. Stark isn't mean!!

Pepper
I wouldn't say mean

He means well

Peter
Of course! Have you heard of all the amazing things he's done!

Plus he's IRON MAAANNNN

Imagine being able to meet him!

Sejiekwhwiejek

Steve
What is that?

Peter
What? You mean the keyboard smash?

Bucky
How do you do it?

Peter
Just press any keys? Lol

Tony
7

Peter
...

Tony
It didn't work?

Peter
Oml how old are you guys?

Tony
You said any key!!

Peter
Oml

Clint
Very old

Peter
I can tell

Steve
:(

Pepper
Hey, Flower when will you know if you got accepted into the internship or not?

Peter
I should know by the end of this week, Mrs. Tea :)

Sam
To think a kid will be working in the same place as us

Tony
A kid who probably has more potential than you

Sam
Ouch

Peter
Are you saying there's a chance we'd meet?

Pepper
I'd say a large chance!

Peter
:o I wonder what all of you are like face to face

What would Mr. Stalker be like?

Bucky
Mean.

Peter
Mr. Stalker are you mean?

Tony
No.

Peter
Mr. Deer sir he says he isn't mean

Bucky
It's a trap.

Peter
Mr. Stalker!! You're a liar!!

Tony
I'm not the liar here!!

Peter
Sure

I gotta go! I've got patrol

Steve
Patrol?

Tony
Don't break a sink this time :)

Peter
:( rude.

Sam
So let's say the kid gets accepted for the internship

Pepper
Which he will

Sam
Right.

When he does will we tell him?

Pepper
In due time I'm assuming?

Natasha
Why not tell him now?

Tony
I think it's best we wait...

(*LATER*)

Tony
If you would just give me a name I could help

Peter
Why are you still bringing this up?

Tony
Because I care and it's clear you aren't gonna do anything about him

Peter
I can handle myself Mr. Stalker

Tony
Why won't you let me help?

Peter
I don't need it

Tony
All I need is a name and with one simple call it'd be over

Peter
Nope

Tony
Why must you be so stubborn?

Peter
When we meet I'll debate giving you his name

Tony
But Flower he hurt you!! With no reason to do so

Peter
Everyone has a reason

Tony
No reason is good enough to hurt you though

Peter
You're acting like such a softy right now

You were so skeptical when we first started texting

Tony
I can't help it!!

How long has this been going on?

Peter
Idk

I've lost count

Tony
Which means this isn't the first time

Peter
...

I didn't say that

Tony
It was implied

I swear kid if he hurts you one more time I'll find out he is

All I have to do is ask Tea!

Peter
Since when did you become my dad?

Tony
Since now.

Don't forget to wash your hands before every meal :)

Peter
Uh-huh for sure 'dad'

Tony
And stay hydrated!! After a long day, you'll need it

Peter
Getting a glass now my dear father figure

Tony
And sleep!! You need sleep! All of it! It's important for you to grow up big and strong

Peter
What's sleep?

Tony
FLOWER!!!!!!

You need to get all eight hours in!

Peter
But there's not enough time in the day to fit them all in :(

How about... three hours!! Whenever I get the chance to during the day?

Tony
If I am your so-called father figure then you- my 'precious son' must do as I say

And sleep!!!

Peter
I'll debate it :)

Tony
We are not debating this!

Peter
Oh, would you look at the time? I've got to go

Tony
Go where?

Peter
...band practice :) bye bye

Tony
Fine. Bye

Wait

You said you quit band practice

...

Flower?

Hey!!!

This isn't over