jeondaddy is calling...

"why are you calling at two am?"

"i don't know."

"how do you not know, since you're the one who decided to pick your phone up, then decided it was such a great idea to call me of all people at two am?"

"what the fuck crawled up your ass?"

"that doesn't answer my question, jungkook."

the boy sighed on the other end. "im hungry."

"this is what you called me for?"

jungkook hesitated, "yes."

taelien has ended the call.

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taelien: i got takeout now let me in you hoe

jeondaddy: that was fast

taelien: we literally both live near the same store

taelien: let me in or i will eat it all myself

jeondaddy: you wouldn't

taelien sent a photo !

taelien: this food is so good, you're missing out my dude

jeondaddy: i don't consider you my friend anymore

taelien: shut up, you love me

jeondaddy: only for the food.

taelien: i hate you

jeondaddy: i hate you too

a loud bang came from the front door, making jungkook exhale deeply. "taehyung if you keep doing that everytime you come over, i will beat your ass."

taehyung scoffed from the other side. "it's not like anyone has complained. you just never open your door on time."

jungkook opened the door, startling the taller that was resting on the door. jungkook held taehyung's arm with one hand while the other rested on his hand that held his food. "i have gotten 55 complaints this past month. i'm genuinely surprised the landlord hasn't kicked me out yet."

taehyung gulped. "oh."

"but it's okay because you bring me food at two am." jungkook smiled at taehyung. he took the takeout from him and began making his way to the table.

taehyung rolled his eyes, "is this all you love me for?"

"yes."

the older held his hand over his heart with a pained expression, "a quick answer, i am offended."

"shut up and eat or i will kick you out." jungkook deadpanned.

taehyung rolled his eyes, "yes, dad."

jungkook flicked the taller's nose. "i'm not your dad."

"sure seems like it," taehyung muttered.

"shut up," the younger retorted.

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jungkook opened his eyes expecting the sun to blind him but he got got the older males face centimeters from his. taehyung laid next to the younger,  his mouth open,  small snores coming from him.

"taehyung get the fuck up,  your breath smells like donkeys ass. jesus christ what the hell did you eat-" jungkook eyed the empty boxes of takeout still on the table from last night and shook his head. "never mind."

he definitely didn't remember telling taehyung he could stay the night.

the younger sat up,  scratching at the birds nest he called his hair and yawned. he stretched, causing taehyung to stir a little.

"aww,  look at your 'lil tummy jungkookie~" taehyung cooed sleepily,  poking at the tanned skin that showed as he stretched. jungkook punched at the tallers hand, smirking when he pulled away quickly.

"jesus why'd you have to fucking punch my hand?" he pouted.

"don't touch me," jungkook replied,  throwing a pillow at the boy who was caressing his hand. unfortunately he had caught it and threw it back at jungkook.

this was honestly not the best idea to do, considering they were both sleeping on a couch. jungkook almost fell off the couch after trying to catch the pillow. he waited for the impact of the hard floor but he never felt it. when he opened his eyes,  they met taehyungs amused smirk. they stared at each other for a while before jungkook pushed at him softly.

"you can let go of me now, " he whispered.

"okay." taehyung let go of him,  jungkook now hitting the floor with a thump.

"you dick! " the younger exclaimed.

taehyung smirked again. "i have one,  wanna see? "

jungkook cringed. "no thanks." the younger got up and made his way towards the table and threw the empty boxes away. "i have to leave in a bit,  so you gotta go," he told taehyung,  who had been watching him.

"are you going to work?" the older asked.

jungkook hummed in response, already in the bathroom preparing for a shower. taehyung was right behind him. the younger didn't know he was there as he removed his shirt and threw it towards the basket. but taehyung was blocking the way.

"i am not your laundry basket," the taller mumbled, throwing the shirt behind him.

jungkook screamed. "i didn't say follow me!" he attempted to cover his exposed flesh but taehyung saw it all. 

"aw are you embarrassed i might see something?"

jungkook blushed. "no!  no, get out. i'm taking a shower." taehyung crossed his arms over his chest.  "by myself."

"why can't i join? i got places to go and i don't feel like walking all the way to my apartment," taehyung pouted, stepping closer to the younger.

"that's not my problem, now is it? " jungkook pushed taehyung out of the bathroom and shut the door. he locked it and turned back towards the shower.

a soft knock came from the door. "i'm going to leave. when you're done with work, text me okay?"

"yeah yeah,  just go now," jungkook mumbled. "i hate him so much."

"no you don't!  you love me!" taehyungs deep voiced cooed from behind the door.

jungkook blushed. "go away!"

"alright. see you after work."

the younger shook his head and started his shower. dumb ass.

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+ another book that probably won't be updated a lot but here goes