"Hey dad?" I asked.

" Yeah?" He said, pausing the TV.

" Do you want to know how to know when I'm drunk?" I asked

" Sure."

" My laugh will sound like a melon's."

".............. Wtf? Are you drunk now?"

" Do you see a beer or wine in my hand?"

"No"

" Exactly. All I'm saying is that my laugh will sound like a melon's."

"............" Silence, he unpaused the TV

(( Dis seriously happened. If u don't know what a melon's laugh sounds like, and u know Bashur, wtf dude. . . or dudet. ))