I walked into the two-story tan brick building, my security level dropping.

Why do we need school?

Science: I'll watch Mythbusters

Music: My IPhone+YouTube

History: They're all dead anyway.

Reading: Bitch, please. I have 300 books irl and Wattpad.

English: I'm using it right now.

Math: I have a calculator.

Gym: I'll go outside.

Lunch: What is this? Prison?

Social Studies: One word: Internet.

Art: Look! I drew a tree!

Clubs: Seriously? I'm eleven and my eighteen-year-old cousin is scared of me! Try and get me in one of those sucky ass clubs and I'll knock you into next week.

Seriously.

Why?!

.-.