"Jesus, Jungkook! You can always do a second trip to the car. You're going to take out your back doing that."

"Jeon Jungkook doesn't do second trips," Jungkook trails behind you carrying all the bags of groceries. "I'm okay, I swear."

"Fine. Remind me later to say I told you so, okay babe?" Pulling up your phone, you pose for your snapchat with goblin Jungkook in the background. "The picture is for evidence."

Jungkook groans loudly as you take the picture. Pocketing your phone in your back pocket, you push open his apartment door, letting him waddle from behind you desperately towards his table.

"Took you fuckers long enough!" Yoongi squeals jumping up from the couch. Padding over to the table, your phone pings with a kakao notification. "What were you guys even getting? I knew I should've just gone myself."

Unlocking your phone, you stare at the screen. "Claudia?" opening up the kakao app, you stare confusedly at the new group chat you'd been added to.

Y/N has been added

Claudia: I've added Y/N, girls!

Naeun: THE ONE JUNGKOOK'S DATING?

Mabel: She's so smart. Last year, before I changed my major, she let me borrow her study notes and they were so neat and color coordinated! I don't study any other way now

Naeun: Who has time for that? Was it in a binder too?

Mabel: Of course it was in a binder, she's good with binders.

Naeun: Again, who has the time for that?

Mabel: Naeun, literally anyone who knows their worth, values their time and got into university on their own merit instead of their daddy's

Erica: holy shit Mabel

Colette: Welcome Y/N!

Naeun: Was that a roast? Did you just roast me?

Mabel: bak bak bitch

Claudia: Y/N, did you want to come over to mine to get ready for the party?

"You're so annoying and inefficient Jungkook, I thought architects were efficient!" 

"Shut up," Jungkook slaps Yoong's back as you process just what in the hell you were reading, "Now, I got the bags and extra tape, are we doing walls and the ceiling?"

Yoongi looks at him as though what he just said was dumb. "Of course we're doing the fucking ceiling, are you an amateur?"

"Woah," Jungkook holds his hands up in surrender. "Chill dude."

Mabel: Are we all meeting at yours Claudia?

Naeun: I'll bring the wine!

Claudia: Yeah meet at mine, I just thought inviting her would be a good idea, didn't want her feeling excluded at the party

Colette: That's so nice of you Claudia. Y/N, I hope you come. It would be lovely to meet you. I'll bring some snacks, see you there ladies! Gotta bounce, my baby is calling me

Naeun: Spare us the details of your relationship Colette, we get it, you have a boyfriend, god and you never let us forget it

You: Sure Claudia, I'm just at Jungkook's now. I'll get an uber or manipulate Jungkook in to dropping me off when we're done here

Naeun: oh great, another Colette.

Mabel: Jealous much Naeun? just install Tinder already, someone needs a good fuck to shake the bitch out

Naeun: Don't even joke, I need to be dicked down ASAP. Know anyone Y/N?

You giggle at the way they talk to each other.

You: Yoongi and Hoseok are single, I think? They're always talking about sex, I bet if you just lay on top of Yoongi and call him papi, he'll be keen?

Mabel: HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH

Seulgi: What have I just entered the conversation to?

You: Apparently Naeun needs to have sex because without it she is an irritable bitch

Mabel: Who said irritable? I just said she's a bitch lmao what are you thinking Y/N? We got a fellow roaster in here, do we>

Feeling the heat creep across your cheeks, you tap quickly.

You: Oops, maybe I need to get laid too

Mabel: Wait, what? Why?! 

Seulgi: What's with all this hetero talk, Naeun if you want to get laid, you know where I live. I'll dick you down. 

Naeun: YOU OFFER NOW?! Brb, ordering an uber to your place RN

Seulgi: doors open

Claudia: Don't you and Jungkook have sex, Y/N?

Jungkook and Yoongi glare at each other. "Y/N, get over here, we're taping the walls," Jungkook grits his teeth. "My walls, might I add."

Yoongi rolls his eyes, snatching a couple of the bags out from him. Taking one of the rolls of black duct tape, he turns to the nearest wall and starts covering the expanse with it.

"I'm busy," you call out, walking into Jungkook's room. "Give me a second, I'm just making some plans with my new friends."

Jungkook pauses. "New friends? Boy or girls?"

"I don't know what gender they all identify with yet so, listen to Yoongi and cover the walls!" you close the door behind you, throwing yourself into Jungkook's sheets.

You: I've never actually talked to someone about us but we do everything but have sex

Claudia: what is everything?

Seulgi: I'm getting the popcorn

Mabel: finally something interesting, where the fuck is our chat slut Wendy, she'd love this.

Wendy: I'm here and I'm wet already

Claudia: You don't have to tell us if you're uncomfortable

Looking up at Jungkook's door, you put your phone to your chest. Is this a good idea? Fuck it, who cares.

Picking your phone back up, you type your response.

You: Um, to be crude, I've lost count of the number of times he's eaten me out. He loves doing it, not that I'm complaining it's just weird

Mabel: Does this surprise anyone that Jungkook likes eating pussy?

"This is so weird," you toss, turning on to your side. "Too fucking weird."

Claudia: Absolutely not

Seulgi: Maybe he's a lesbian too

Mabel: So if you get the kitty licked, why do you need to get laid

Claudia: What about actual sex?

Colette: Oh, you guys haven't had sex yet, is that it?

You sigh, pausing as you stare up at the pictures on the wall as you listen to Jungkook and Yoongi laughing out in the living room area. To be honest, you want to have sex with him. You think you've been ready for a couple of weeks now and last night, when he climbed on top of you and pushed his hips against yours so you could feel his growing thickness against your clit, you almost begged him to fuck you right then and there.

Clenching your thighs closed, you look back at the chat. Just the thought of him makes your groin pulsate.

You: We're working our way up to it

Mabel: That's hot! So is he like, big?

You: Big in what way?

Mabel: His penis, Y/N, his penis!

Claudia: Mabel, don't make her uncomfortable

Mabel: Is he Korean in length or is he Korean in girth or is he rogue with a big dick?

You: I have no idea what that means

Naeun: Excuse her, she's American

Mabel: I'm African American! DONT FORGET THE AFRICAN PART and what does that have to do with anything. What are you trying to say?

You: I think Naeun means that because you have come from America and thus, you've seen American dick and therefore, have the cognitive abilities to compare between different ethnicities, although strangely, it doesn't work like that Naeun

Naeun: Wow oh thanks, sounds smart. For a second, I thought I was being racist.

Mabel: oi me too

You: Well, if the shoe fits, Y'all are wearing it. Just FYI, not that I like to talk about it butJungkook actually has a big dick

Naeun: How do you know he's big if you haven't... fucked him?

You snort, laughing out loud as you type your response.

You: You kinda know if something is big or not when it's in your mouth, Naeun ;)

Naeun: omg

Claudia: dear heavenly father...

Mabel: OWNED, DUMB BITCH

Seulgi: SERVES YOU RIGHT NAEUN

Naeun: SEE, I need to get laid!

Giggling, you turn onto your back, Jungkook knocks on the door before peeping through. "You okay in here?"

"And don't come back! I'll fucking do it on my own!" Yoongi shouts, ushering Jungkook into his bedroom.

"I'm fine," you smile, opening your camera and pointing it at Jungkook. "Pose for me baby, I'm sending a picture of you to the group chat."

"Good," Jungkook immediately takes off his shirt, jumping on top of you. Squeezing his lower body between your legs, he holds himself up with the hands by your waist. "Send many."

"Why'd you take your shirt off?" you ask, spreading your legs for him.

Flicking the hair out of his face, he bites his lip as you hold the camera up. "Hold that pose."

Taking the picture, you lower the phone to your stomach after sending the photo and quick message to the group chat.

You: Can't talk babes, Jungkook just got back. I'll come over in about an hour with my outfit, Claudia. I hope that's okay?

Wendy: FUCK, HE'S SO HOT, YOU LUCKY BITCH. LOOK AT HIS LIP BITE, THIS IS WANK BANK MATERIAL! FUCK HIM RIGHT NOW 

Naeun: God atleast sit on him, one of us should atleast be getting some. 

Mabel: Im so jealous :( i need a boyfriend

Claudia: Okay! See you then, girls come over when you're free!

Seulgi: I see you rolling up Naeun! Claudia, we won't come over, I don't plan on leaving until Naeun has been emptied of bitch, if you know what I mean.

Claudia: Duly noted. You're doing the lord's work Seulgi and Mabel, we'll find you someone hun. 

"What are they saying?" he asks, dropping his chin onto your stomach. He stares up at you with such innocent cat in the boots eyes, it scares you.

Putting your phone onto his bedside table, you pull him up and guide his willing face towards yours. "Wouldn't you like to know."

Jungkook grins. You watch his pink tongue slowly lathing over his lips as he stares at yours. "Stay still," Leaning towards him, you follow the movement of his tongue across his bottom lip with your own. Using your teeth, you lightly bite the plumpest part of his lip before letting it go.

Pulling away, you watch him watch you. The room is tense and the space between you tingles with an electricity you recognize everytime you teased the boy previously.

"You're a naughty girl, Y/N," he whispers, voice breaking apart as he focuses on not shoving his tongue down your throat. "You know what happens to bad girls?"

"I don't remember," You shake your head, slowly wrapping your legs around his waist. "Could you remind me?"

Grinning, he presses forward, sinking his chest onto yours. Heat flows through your body when he holds the sides of your face and presses his lips onto yours but the little toot sound that fills the room is suddenly like having a bucket of ice cold water tipped on you.

Pushing his face off yours, you cringe at the boy. "Jungkook, did you just fucking fart on me?"

Jungkook shakes with a boisterous laughter, dropping his face to your neck.

"You're so disgusting, get off me! What a way to ruin the moment!"

Pushing him off you, he rolls onto the side of the bed, effectively unleashing the smell.

"God, Jungkook," you plug your nose as you roll off the bed. Grabbing your phone, you rush to open his door. "Whatever you ate, don't eat it again."

"Wait, Y/N," Sitting up, he looks at you in alarm. "Are you going?"

"Yes, why? Do you have a problem?"

Jungkook gestures at his dick. "Yes, a big one! Are you going to leave me like this?"

Rolling your eyes, you shake your head. "Should've thought about that one."

"Where are you going, though? Party is in a couple hours, just stay here and help me set up?"

"I'm going to Claudia's house to get ready," you say, turning your phone back on to order an uber back to your apartment. "Think of me when you get off."

"How are you going to get to Claudia's? I can drop you off?"

You pause before confirming the location for your uber. That would save you money for alcohol. "Really?"

Jungkook jumps out of his bed, smiling like a child with candy at you. "Yes! For sure!"

You still cringe at him as he passes by you to get his keys. You immediately re-plug your nose. "Your fart is following its mummy, please fan your asshole before sharing the same oxygen as me. So gross."

You leave his room to tell Yoongi that you're leaving. He snorts, not giving a single shit whether you stayed or left. "Well, Yoongi, it's looking good."

"Yeah, Hoseok is coming to put the fairy lights on the ceiling, it's going to look so good."

You pat his back. "I believe you, have fun!"

"Yoongs, I'm gonna drop Y/N off. I'll be back."

Yoongi shakes his head. "Like I give a shit. Piss off you two."

Jungkook looks at you before smacking your ass as you walk away. Yoongi groans in disgust. "YOU'RE BOTH DISGUSTING!"