The next week went by seemingly fast, and before Luke even knew it he was at Calum's party, in the guest room upstairs, with a girl on top of him.

He hadn't even needed to try very hard to get her come upstairs with him. Luke was drunk (but honestly, when was he not?) and this girl (her name was Ashley Miller, she was in Luke's English class) obviously wasn't drunk but she found his awkward charm adorable and somehow allowed Luke to lead her upstairs into Calum's guest room, which is exactly where he told Luke to go if something like this happened.

So here he was, absolutely plastered, with a girl straddling him and a huge boner. His shirt was off, her shirt was off, and Luke was slowly working on getting her completely naked. Her lips were attached to his neck, biting and sucking at his skin and leaving some marks that Luke's mom would definitely be able to notice if he didn't cover them up.

This whole thing should have been simple, right? They'd do the deed and then Ashley would go back to only speaking to Luke when she needed help with the English homework. Luke was asking for one thing and one thing only, and that was a quick fuck in the guest room of Calum's parent's house. But no, something had to go and get in his way again.

"Have you done this before?" Ashley's hot breath was on Luke's cheek as she spoke, and she leaned down even more so her chest was pressed against his.

"Um," Luke managed to slip out, trying to hold back from moaning right in the middle of his sentence. "Done what?"

"Had sex?" Ashley sat up, pulling away from Luke.

"W-What?" Luke asked, not sure if he wanted to tell the truth or not. Luke could barely even speak, he felt like his tongue was tied in a knot inside his mouth."M-Maybe, I-I don't know."

"Just tell me." Ashley ordered.

"No." Luke said quickly, hoping that Ashley wouldn't hear him, and pulled her down again, pressing his lips to hers.

Ashley tangled her hands in Luke's hair and he let out a loud moan, his hands moving to her waist again so he could hold her close to him. She bit down on his bottom lip and Luke moaned again, hardly able to even control himself anymore.

He'd been waiting for this moment for a long time, almost 18 years, and he didn't think he could hold back much longer.

"Luke," Ashley chuckled against his lips, pushing him away again. "Luke."

"What?" Luke groaned, trying to grab Ashley and pull her back to him. He was so close to getting what he wanted, to winning this ridiculous bet he made with his friends. And now she was ruining it all.

"I can't do this with you." Ashley laughed, tucking some hair behind her ear.

"But-but why?" Luke whined.

"I can't just take your virginity, are you crazy?" Ashley continued laughing, as if this whole thing was funny. Luke was just pissed off. Why wouldn't she fuck him? He didn't care, she shouldn't either.

"Please, I want you to." Luke begged. Ashley climbed off of Luke and sat on the bed next to him, and that's when he knew that it was all over. It was over, Luke was going to die a virgin and never experience the wonderful, wonderful feeling of having sex with someone. He might as well just go jump off a bridge now and save himself from even more misery.

"We barely even know each other." Ashley chuckled.

"So? You're fucking hot, I'm adorably awkward. Let's get this show on the road!" Luke fake cheered, sitting up and trying to ignore the fact that he still had a massive boner and Ashley sitting there shirtless wasn't making it any easier for him.

"You want to have sex with me just because you think I'm hot?" Ashley questioned, her eyes widening.

"No, no." Luke said quickly, shaking his head. "Well, yes. I'm actually trying to win a bet that I made with my friends..."

"You made a bet? This was all for a bet?" Ashley yelled, getting angrier. She stood up and searched around on the floor for her shirt, which Luke had thrown somewhere back when he was actually getting what he wanted.

"Well, yeah." Luke giggled. He was still pretty drunk, but thankfully Luke was able to actually form full sentences. He'd done this enough times to be used to it. "We barely know each other, I just wanna fuck you."

"You've got to be kidding me." Ashley scoffed, shaking her head at him. She found her shirt and pulled it on over her head.

"What's wrong?" Luke asked, his words slightly slurred.

"I didn't think that this whole thing meant absolutely nothing to you." Ashley turned around, glaring at Luke. "You're treating me like I'm some... object!"

"It doesn't mean nothing to me!" Luke shouted a little too loudly. "You'll be my first, I'll remember this moment forever!"

"Yeah, right." Ashley said sarcastically, taking another few steps towards the door.

"Please," Luke whined. "Please just come back and have sex with me. It'll only take a few minutes! I'm a virgin, I don't even think I'll be able to last very long!"

"Forget about it." Ashley rolled her eyes, walking away from Luke and out the door.

Luke scrambled to get off of the bed and he tripped over his own two feet as he chased Ashley out of the room, still tying to get her back. "Ashley, please, we only have to do it once!"

Ashley ran down the stairs and disappeared, and Luke tripped again and landed right on his face.

When he picked himself up off of the floor he looked up to see Calum leaning against the wall, his girlfriend pressed against him with her arms around his neck and her lips kissing at his skin.

"Are you done in there?" Calum called over to Luke, who felt like the whole world was spinning around him. He could barely stand up straight and all his friend was worried about was if the guest room was occupied or not.

"Well, I have to get my - "

Calum gave Luke a thumbs up and dragged his girlfriend back into the guest room, slamming the door shut behind them.

"- shirt." Luke finished, realizing again that he was still shirtless. He sighed and slowly made his way down the stairs, careful not to trip again.

This wasn't even anything new for Luke, though, he was totally used to this, because it happened at every party he ever went to.

He'd find a nice girl that usually used him at school for homework answers and chat her up for about an hour until they were both drunk enough to not really know what they were doing. Then Luke would take her upstairs, where they would make out for a while until something interrupted them.

Now, here comes the fun part.

Luke would leave whatever room he was in with the girl (usually he'd have his shirt on) and drunkenly make his way into the kitchen, where Michael usually stayed for the entire party. Michael liked parties, but not enough to actually get drunk or dance around. He'd hang out in the kitchen and play around on his phone and sometimes Luke would find him talking to a girl, who he later brought home with him for the night.

So Luke would find Michael cry to him about his failed sex life for a while and then Michael would hand Luke another beer, and he'd drink until he passed out. Then Ashton would come to his rescue at the end and make sure that Luke didn't die.

It was a routine, something that Luke was used to, and he wanted to change it. He didn't want to come to his friend halfway through the party and cry about how another girl rejected him at the last second. He didn't want to drink and drink and drink until he passed out and had to have his friend come save the day.

Luke just didn't want to be a virgin anymore.

He honestly didn't understand why he hadn't had sex yet. Luke had been faced with plenty of opportunities in his life that would have been perfect chances for him to lose his virginity, they just never worked out.

There was Gracie Harrison in the 9th grade, she was the first one. She took Luke into a closet at Michael's 15th birthday party and gave Luke a handjob because he started to hyperventilate at the thought of them doing anything more. It wasn't Luke's first kiss, no, that happened in the third grade, but it was his first time doing anything intimate with a girl, and he was honestly a little freaked out. He was so excited that he almost passed out, so Gracie left Luke alone in the closet when she was done.

Then in Luke's sophomore year he made out with his next door neighbor, a girl named Hadley Anderson, behind a bush on their way to school one morning. It was all pretty random, Luke didn't even know that Hadley was interested in him. He wasn't even that cute, he was just tall and had "flippy hair", which was (according to Calum) apparently what all the girls liked. Once they were done Hadley told Luke that she wanted to meet up with him after school for more, but he started to hyperventilate again and she quickly changed her mind.

Last year Luke got partnered up with Alyssa Daniels to work on a science project, and while she was at Luke's house on afternoon to help with it she got a little too friendly. She ended up giving Luke a blowjob (while his mother was downstairs - Luke is still pretty ashamed of himself) and when she took off her shirt and asked Luke if he had a condom he started to hyperventilate again. Alyssa said something along the lines of "uh... call me when the project is finished" and left.

Now here he was, in his senior year of high school and still a virgin. Luke was sick and tired of it, and he insisted that if he didn't have sex at least once during his senior year he was not even going to bother going to college. He'd live with his mom for the rest of his life and buy a few hundred cats, maybe a new laptop for the endless amount of porn that he'd need to watch.

Luke sighed again and wormed his way through the crowds of people in Calum's living room and finally made it to the kitchen, where he found Michael leaning against the side of the fridge. Michael let out a small chuckle when he saw Luke walking towards him, already knowing what had happened.

"Hi." Luke pouted, folding his arms over his chest. Luke was insecure enough in the first place, and him being shirtless in the middle of a big house party made him feel even worse.

"Hey." Michael nodded to Luke, taking his own flannel off and handing it to him. Luckily Michael had a t-shirt on underneath.

"Thanks." Luke sighed and put the flannel on, buttoning it up about halfway.

"You went in to it with a negative attitude." Michael said, not even needing Luke to explain what happened to him.

"But I - "

"You went in to it with a negative attitude." Michael repeated, cutting Luke off.

"Where's my drink?" Luke asked, expecting Michael to already have something ready for him.

"Here you go." Michael said after turning around and grabbing a cup that was left out on the counter.

"I hate being a virgin." Luke sighed and took a huge sip of the drink, not caring what was in it.

"I know you do." Michael nodded slowly, looking down at his phone. Luke peeked over Michael's shoulder and saw that he was texting Ashton, saying something about him needing to come in the kitchen for Luke Duty.

The two of them sat in silence for a few minutes while Luke drank and they waited for ashton, neither of them wanting to speak. Luke was ashamed of himself for not getting laid, and Michael was ashamed of Luke for the same reason.

"Am I gonna have to streak at the homecoming game?" Luke asked softly, looking up at Michael.

"Yeah, buddy." Michael nodded, patting Luke on the back. "You're gonna have to streak at the homecoming game."

"Hand me another drink." Luke groaned, ready to drink away the pain once again.

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I hope everyone likes this and comments and shit cuz I worked REALLY hard on it and I'm actually proud of my writing for once

ok bye see yall later