"I don't think you've been more wrong about anything in your entire life." Levi frowned.

OH WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT-

I'VE BEEN WRONG ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS.

THIS ISN'T THE FIRST AND IT DEFINITELY ISN'T THE LAST.

"NEVER BEEN MORE WRONG??? THEN WHAT ARE YOU??? AN ANGEL???"

HAH I DOUBT THAT.

I mean I KNOW I'm an idiot but-

I'M THE ONLY ANGEL HERE.

"I'm a normal human being what the fuck are you going on about?" Levi's agitation was increasing by the second.

WELL I'M JUST CHECKING! ITS OK IF YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT NOT HUMAN I DON'T DISCRIMINATE!

"Well ok," I paused. "You should know that I wouldn't have a problem if you were. You know I think it would actually be pretty co-"

"-What you're talking about doesn't exist." Levi shut me down, his deadpan expression resuming.

I don't know- the way you're shooting me down makes me feel like you're lying.

"Ok, whatever you say," I shrugged, slumping back down in my seat.

I'll agree with him for now but I still stand by what I said.

"Y/N? Are you ok? We heard yelling," Hanji called out pulling her horse up to the side of the carriage.

Oh yeah I'm fine but Levi isn't- he's a vampire so the sun coming in through the windows is a bit much and is making him really grumpy.

"Oh uh- I was just talking to Levi about this article about the two of us. It's the first time since my birth that I've had an article written about me so I was very excited."

WHAT AN AWFUL LIE.

YOU CAN DO BETTER???

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"Oh," Hanji trailed off glancing quickly at Levi for confirmation.

DONT DOUBT ME QUEEN

QUEENS SHOULD NOT DOUBT QUEENS

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

"Well if you're that excited about the press then I can tell Kuchel to help you get interviews," Hanji beamed.

REALLY???

"YOU WOULD DO THAT????"

"OF COURSE!" She cheered, continuing to smile widely.

I LOVE HER

"Why would you talk to those idiots?" Levi asked watching as Hanji pulled away from the side of the carriage.

TO SPREAD MY AGENDA

CULT???

YES A CULT WHERE YOU GIVE ME MONEY

"I just need to establish myself socially- of course it's not a problem now that we're engaged."

But-

"You want to separate yourself from me?"

YEAH! I MEAN YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO BE INVOLVED IN MY CULT BUT-

"I mean I need to appear connected to you to get anything done- I'm aware of that but I don't want to drag you down with me."

I will not be giving you any money made by my cult.

Sorry.

<3

Levi nodded before glancing away, focusing on the passing scenery.

I wonder how close we are now-

But I don't want to be annoying.

He said we'd get there in the morning right???

He did.

WELL IT'S NIGHT RIGHT NOW- SO MAYBE WE'RE CLOSE????

"Are we there yet?"

YES RELEASE UR INNER SMALL CHILD ON A ROAD TRIP

"A few more hours to Trost and then another 30 minutes to get to Utgard castle," Farlan responded.

THAT SCARED ME

WHERE DID HE COME FROM???

WAS HE THERE THE WHOLE TIME??

"Add another 30 minutes because of that brat from earlier," Levi interjected.

HHHHH

THATS LIKE 3 HOURS OF SITTING IN SILENCE

THREE MORE HOURS OF THIS ????

"Are there any games in here?" I frowned glancing around the carriage interior.

Like does he at least have a boring game like chess????

I don't know how to play but the pieces are pretty.

We could do other things with it!

"Do you need a game???"

"Yes if I don't have a game I will drop down dead."

NO OFC I DON'T NEED ONE I JUST WANT ONE WHY WOULD U EVEN ASK THAT ???

"Then rock, paper, scissors?" Levi said, reaching out a hand.

He what-

Is he serious ????

?????????

"Isn't that game a little-" I trailed off averting my eyes.

Simple ?

"Are you scared you're going to lose?" He taunted, "of course you're probably right someone like you couldn-"

"OKOK LET'S DO THIS IM GOING TO BEAT YOU."

IT'S ALL LUCK ANYWAY DON'T BE SO COCKY.

"Rock, paper, scissors, shoot." Levi chanted calmly before playing paper.

SHOOT

"You win," I groaned letting go of my rock.

BUT ILL WIN NEXT TIME.

"I told you."

"Yeah ok, whatever let's go again," this time I went with scissors.

CHOP CHOP

Levi played rock. I felt my heart sink to the floor.

WHYYYYYY

"You sounded awfully confident for someone who keeps on losing."

"YOU'RE DEFINITELY CHEATING!"

"You can't cheat at rock paper scissors idiot," Levi leaned back in his seat.

I MEAN I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU WOULD SPECIFICALLY BUT I THINK YOU'RE DOING IT.

"I DEMAND A REMATCH."

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

"It got boring."

"WE PLAYED TWO ROUNDS???"

"I said what I said," he hummed, continuing to ignore me.

HES ENJOYING THIS :////

RUDE

"You know what???? Because I respect you and I'm such a wonderful person I'll let it go for now."

IM GOING TO CHALLENGE YOU AGAIN LATER.

"So kind of you," he hummed dryly.

I know he's sassing me but I'm going to ignore it.

"I know right???" I sighed leaning up against the side of the carriage.

Within the next few minutes I was asleep.

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