"HHHHHH I HATE THIS I QUIT!"

"OH MY GOD STUPID YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO MAKE THIS FUKCING HANDSHAKE IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

"WELL YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE IT SO COMPLICATED!"

"FINE WE CAN MAKE IT SIMPLE JUST A FIST BUMP! LITERALLY SO SIMPLE!"

"YOU SHOULD'VE JUST STARTED WITH THIS! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME?"

"NO!"

"WELL YOU SHOULD! I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH YOU'VE CHANGED BUT IM THE SAME IM DUMB AND THATS IT!"

"HA SO YOU FINALLY ADMIT IT!"

"UH NO I DONT IM DUMB IN A NICE WAY!"

"THERE'S NOTHING NICE ABOUT YOUR STUPIDITY! STUPID!"

"WAA WAA IM BAKUGO AND I HATE ON Y/N SO THAT I FEEL GOOD IN MY SOUL BC MY SUPERIORITY COMPLEX MEANS I NEED CONSTANT VALIDATION AND REMINDER THAT I AM THE BEST EVEN THOUGH I ALMOST GOT EXPELLED FOR PUNCHING A KID IN HIGH SCHOOL!"

"OH FUCK YOU!"

"MIDORIYA DIDNT DESERVE IT YOU'RE JUST BEING A STINK!"

"FUCKING DEKU DESERVED EVERYTHING! HE STOLE EVERYTHING FROM ME!"

"HA LIKE WHAT????"

"WELL DE-"

"I CANT BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL USING THAT STUPID NICKNAME YOU'RE SUCH A CHILD!"

"CAN I FINISH???"

"FINE GO AHEAD WHAT DID MIDORIYA DO TO HIS LORDSHIP BAKUGO CATPEE!"

"HE STOLE MY CAPRI SUN IN 2ND GRADE I HAVEN'T FORGIVEN HIM SINCE!"

"OH MY GOD YOU'RE STUPID!"

"YOU cANNOT SAY THAT! YOU THREW A FIT WHEN YOUR OLD MAN PUT THE WRONG BAG OF CHIPS IN YOUR LUNCH!"

"YEAH BUT I FORGAVE HIM AFTER THAT! UNLIKE YOU"

"IT WAS A GOOD CAPRI SUN!"

"YOU'RE A GROSS LITTLE BABY!!!"

"I AM NOT A BABY!"

"WHATEVER IM OLDER THAN YOU!"

"SAYS WHO??"

"I DO!"

"NO YOU AREN'T YOUR BIRTHDAY IS AFTER MINE!"

"IS IT???"

"I DONT REMEMBER!"

"THATS RUDE WE"VE BEEN DATING ALL THIS TIME AND YOU CAN'T REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY!"

"FINE WHEN'S MY BIRTHDAY??"

"OH PLEASE THATS EASY ITS ON THE WEED DAY STUPID!"

"I HATE YOU!"

"WOWOOWOWWW XO XO XO XO XO XO XO XO XO XO XOX OXOX OXO XOOXOXOODIWOQHDOIWQHDU AHSKJGKAJG"

"My throat hurts," Bakugo stopped screaming.

Actually same.

"Do u want some water ????"

"Rich people water?? No way I'm not one of you," Bakugo reached into his bag and pulled out some bottled water.

Omg a reusable water bottle??? KING!

"Oh please! Bakugo your family is kinda rich ://// n I'm like 1000% sure that ur parents are alive mc mama Bakugo would NEVER die." I scowled grabbing my glass from earlier.

I'm right!

"I wish she would die," Bakugo muttered under his breath glaring at me.

"Thats R00D!"

"What are you gonna do about it??? Tattle?? Please we aren't 5 anymore :/"

"SAYS WHO!"

I have ur mom's number! We call sometimes and she sends me clothes and texts me baby pictures.

"ME! Besides my mom would never give her number out to randos," Bakugo frowned.

"I know for a FACT that you haven't been back to your parent's house in a year bc ur scared of them and admitting that your flower business is failing :/" I said whacking him on the head.

I have eyes on u at all time! Thats right EVEN when ur showering!!

"Suck a toe ://////"

"I'm right huh ://"

"Yeah fuck you."

"It's ok baby bakugo I can help you !!!"

"Ok go for it."

"I will employ you so you can face your parents but you also have to agree to something for me :/"

"Uh nope!"

"NOPE????" I shrieked jumping away from him.

"I don't want your baggage and I definitely don't want to work for you so just screw off!"

"Well fine I tried :////"

"Yeah you 'tried'"

"OKEY DOKEY LETS PLAY NEVER HAVE I EVER YOU GO FIRST!"

"Never have I ever kissed a man," Bakugo said staring me down.

Uh nope never!

"Well that was a lame one," I sighed leaning back.

"Y/N we've kissed before put one down."

"You said 'never have I ever kissed a MAN' you weren't a man when we kissed! BESIDES SHOULDNT YOU PUT A FINGER DOWN??? YOU CANT GO AROUND ACTING LIKE SPIN THE BOTTLE DIDNT HAPPEN! YOU KISSED KIRISHIMA!"

"WELL BY YOUR LOGIC KIRISHIMA WAS JUST A BOY THEN!"

"UH NO HE WASN'T KIRISHIMA HAD ABS BEFORE HE CAME OUT OF THE WOMB KIRISHIMA WAS ALWAYS A MAN JUST SAYIGNNNNNN!"

UR A DUMB DUMBBBBB

"WAIT THEN YOU HAVENT KISSED ANYONE AFTER ME HAHAH LAME!"

"WHAT ABOUT IT YOU HAVENT EITHER!"

"SAYS WHO??"

"ME! BESIDES I KNOW YOU YOURE TOO LAME TO BE DATING HAHAHAHAHAHAH"

"YOU'RE UGLUY I HATE YOU!"

"HA SO IM RIGHT!"

"FINE FINE LETS CONTINUE!" Bakugo protested gently punching me.

OUCH

"OKOK! Never have I ever been a Bakugo!"

"You suck :/"

"U know if U HAD KEPT IN CONTACT WITH ME WE COULD'VE GOTTEN MARRIED AND I WOULDNT BE ABLE 2 USE THAT ONE!! SO ITS RLLY ON YOU!!"

"WOw ur RIGHT ITS ALL MY FAULT!"

"GLAD YOU REALIZE!!!"

":)))))))))))))" I vored, "OK UR TURN!"

"Uh ok hmmmm never have I ever killed someone :/" Bakugo chuckled to himself.

"That's so dumb! Why would you ask that one the majority of people wouldn't of done that ever ever!"

"Yeah well you're rich so it's only natural :/"

"Are you suggesting that ur parents may have killed someone :/"

"Y/N just put a finger down if you have :/ if not just move on!"

Lying will make u die earlier ://////////

"Ok fine I may have killed someone :/"

"What the fuck ???"

Don't lieeeeeee

"Well you see..."

"SEE WHAT DO YOU HAVE A DEAD BODY SOMEWHERE?? AM I THE NEXT VICTIM!" Bakugo shrieked with the same intensity and emotion of a little girl who is deathly afraid of feet would after seeing some feet.

Uh

"CHILL OUT I WOULDN'T KILL YOU!"

"Just tell me who you killed so I can report you to the police."

"You see when I was younger I stepped on a REALLY BIG SPIDER AND I KILLED IT IT WAS RLLY BAD I STILL FEEL BAD ABOUT IT PLEASE DONT HATE ME!"

"I don't know what I was expecting put your finger back up :/"

Nope!

"You see I can't I feel really bad for that spider I'm leaving it down!"

That spider was named Sero

"Fine whatever you say Y/N," Bakugo looked at me confused for a second before yawning and tossing his head back.

When Jirou and Hagakure came and told me that he saw something- well I didn't want to but I had to.

"Do you want to go to bed?"

I trust my informants.

"Yeah I'm pooped."

Momo, Tsuyu and I all went out and took him down.

"HAHA U SAID POOPED!" I laughed collapsing to the floor.

I miss Tsuyu I wish she would come back from America more often.

"You are sUCH A CHILD!" Bakugo held in his laughter for only a second before joining me on the floor.

The team, Tsuyu, Jirou, Hagakure, Momo, Kendo, Mina.

"NO YOU ARE UGLLYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

I should call all of them here! We would be great friends! OH OH WE COULD EVEN INVITE THAT GIRL FROM THE KOREAN BRANCH!!!

"I AM THE LEAST UGLY IN THIS HOUSE!"

Uraraka!!

"THATS WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO THINK!"

Is it wrong? That you're laughing with Bakugo yet remembering the time you killed someone almost- fondly?

"Ok ok let's go to bed :/"

mmm

"Where do you want to sleep???"

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I was rlly rlly into what i was writing when i was rereading this and tHEN i got to tje end. IM SORRY THE END IS SO BAD SALKG

-AIIAI