"Well u shld sleep on the couch obviously!" I beamed leading Bakugo to my room.

I like u lots but ur gonna have 2 sleep on the couch! I dont trust u.

chances of bakugo murdering me in my sleep ??? 9329183/10

If he sleeps on the couch he won't be able 2 see me n the murderous rage will die down.

That makes no sense the couch is still in your room :/

No it makes sense ur the crazy one

"Uh no I'm the guest I get the bed- I don't trust you to not do anything if we sleep in the same bed and I don't want to be uncomfortable, so you get the couch." Bakugo grumbled flopping onto MY bed.

WHAT!

"BAKUGO THATS MINE N BESIDES I WOULDNT DO ANYTHING IM NOT SPEAKING UNTIL MARRIAGE!"

"HA I DONT BELIEVE IT YOU'RE SPEAKING TO ME!"

"WELL YEAH IM NOT GOING TO MARRY YOU SO THERES NO ISSUE!"

"YOU DONT MAKE ANY SENSE DUMB DUMB DUMMY!"

"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE STOP BEING RUDE TO YOUR HOST!"

"STOP BEING RUDE TO YOUR GUEST!"

"FINE LETS STOP FIGHTING AND JUST MOVE TO A DIFFERENT ROOM WITH TWO BEDS!"

"Whoa you have that?"

"Uh yeah ofc #richpplthingzzz"

"Damn I think I'm going to move in," Bakugo muttered under his breath pushing his way out of my room.

U know what Bakugo I will switch professions so u can move in.

"Really?" I beamed clapping my hands together.

MOMO GET RID OF THE GUNS! GET RID OF THE WHOLE ORGANIZATION! ILL EVEN GO VEGAN!

"No you stink ugly :/" he spit out rolling his eyes at me.

WOW RUDE

"Wow ok :/ I don't want to be around you either i was just offering bc i felt bad :/"

"Rude."

"Why are you even insulted by that??? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DOESNT WANT TO LIVE WITH ME!"

But like if u want 2 live in the same house with me uhhhhh my door is always open n like u can even live in the basement n like never come out if u want <3.

"JUST BECAUSE I DONT WNAT TO BE AROUND YOU DOESN'T MEAN I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU! YOU'RE SO FUCKING DUMB!"

"WOW BAKUGO YOU WANT TO SEE ME???? THATS A FIRST! WHAT ARE U???? IN LOVE"

"FUCK NO YOU'RE UGLY!"

"LOOKS DON'T MAKE A PERSON NAKED RAT BOY!"

"I AM A MAN!"

"AS IF!"

"MORE OF A MAN THAN THAT HALF AND HALF BASTARD!"

"OH MY GOD STOP MAKING FUN OF TODOROKI LET HIM EXPERIMENT WITH FASHION AND FACEPAINT FOR AS LONG AS HE WANTS!"

"THATS FACEPAINT?? I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME BURN FROM WHEN HIS MOTHER POURED HOT WATER ON HIM IN A HYSTERIC FIT!"

"WHAT??? WHY THATS SO ODDLY SPECIFIC??? DO YOU HAVE ANYTHUNG TO TELL ME???"

BAKUGO WHY DID YOU ASSUME THAT???

"I GUESS IVE BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH TV."

"THATS NOT A GOOD THING."

"OF COURSE IT ISNT THATS WHY I SAID TOO MUCH DUMBO!"

"IM NOT DUMBO U ARE"

"YOU JUST SAID 'U' I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DID IT BUT YOU DID AND THAT MAKES YOU THE BIGGEST MOST STUPID IDIOT DUMBO EVER!"

"AAA YOU MAKE ME WANT TO DIE!"

"THANK YOU!"

"THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE BAKUGO!"

"ITS PAST MY BEDTIME NOTHING MAKES SENSE!"

"ITS LITERALLY ONLY 8:41 CHILL OUT BABY!"

"DONT CALL ME BABY!"

"OH MY GOD IT WAS JUST ME TRYING TO BE CUTE!"

"WE ARENT EVEN DATING JUST DONT TRY!"

"AAAAAA"

"FUCK YOU GOODNIGHT!" Bakugo screamed throwing the covers over himself.

"Love you goodnight," I replied tucking him in neatly before getting into a different bed.

"Stop being a creep Y/N," he whispered drowsily.

Hes kinda cute when he sleeps.

"Stop it I'm not cute." He whispered to me not even bothering to open his eyes.

"How do you know what I'm thinking?" I whispered back.

Why are we whispering there's no one around.

Idk but its cute

Cant argue with that

"Soulmate things," he yawned turning to face me.

Soulmates??? That sounds familiar.

"Really???"

"No I hate you."

"Wow ok :/"

Silence

Well this is awkward

Uh huh

"Do you want to talk about feelings?" I asked cutting through the quiet.

More silence

"Fine be like that ugly l0s3r"

*sleep noize*

"Omg he sleepign"

u kno he will 100% hate u but u can draw stuff on his face if ur feeling it

Wow omg ur right

Thats too cruel

"What if I kissed him >.<" I thought out loud staring at his resting figure.

Uhhh hello 911??? I have something to report-

IT WAS JUST A JOKE CHILL OUT PLS

U SHOULDNT JOKE ABT THINGS LIKE THAT

"OKOK IM SORRY SEND ME TO JAIL!"

NO SHH HES GONNA WAKE UP

"U have 2 be quiet 2 he can read our thoughts :///"

ok i will

"Bakugo.... *blushign emoji* do u liek me *puking emoji"

Ur crazy

Omg chill out

Do u like bakugo????

You're a dumby dumby dumb dumbbbbbbbbb

Im serious

Say it like ur serious

Do you... Y/N.... likey Bakugo???

Uhhhhmmm m m m m m mmmmmmmmm m mmmm m mm m m mmmmmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mm m m mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mm mm m mm m m m mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm m mmmmm mmmmmmm mm m m m mm m m m m mm m m m m m mmmmmmmmmmm m m mmmmmm mmmm

Answer dumbo

"Yeah I'm attracted to Bakugo."

u could've said that nicer

<3

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was having a bad day and then i just about p*ed myself laughing at "omg he sleepign"

also fun fact of the day there are less than 500 words in this that are spelled correctly 

- SIAGDILFKB